Insult SMS

GALILEO : great mind.
EINSTEIN : genius mind.
NEWTON : extra-ordinary mind.
STEVE JOBS: brilliant mind.
YOU : Never mind.

My darling,
My lover,
My beautiful wife,
Marrying you really messed up my life…

From Mon to Sun,
From Jan to Dec,
From birth till my death,
My feelings for u have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been
……….a headache!.

Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you,
Snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you…..
Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not!

Government has introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???.

Your face looks like you’ve been using it as a doorstop.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice…

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,
Monkey like u should b kept in the zoo,
Dont get angry ull find me there too,
Not in the cage but laughing at u. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Today, tommorow and yesterday
There will be one heart that would
Always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own, Stupid!!!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty..
So the world needs YOU after all!

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
Ur face
Ur style
Ur nature
Ur smile
Ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free HORROR film.

I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Last night a monster came in to my dream.
He said – I want to disturb some good person.
I suggested him your name.
He said – I cannot disturb my boss.

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Have u seen an idiot wrapped in plastic cover?
No…???
Quickly see your driving license.

You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – Your face.

How to keep a fool entertained
*press down*
……???..???..
…… ?………????
How to keep a fool entertained
*press up*.

Diffrence between fate n stupidity:
If ur father is poor,
Then its ur fate,
If ur father-in-law is poor,
It’s ur stupidity..!!

I’ve been arrested for being the ugliest person in the USA.
Can u plz come down to the police station and show them it’s a mistake?

When I look at the sun I c u!
When I look at the moon I c u!
When I look at the sea I c u…
Well get out of my way!

Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
You are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world….

I”d love to ask how old you are,
But unfortunately I know you can”t count that high.

Ill ask a question, U should answer only by saying yes or no.
Here is the question… Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???.

Those beautiful eyes,
That incredible body,
Such a brain,
A sexy mouth,
Nice smile ….
But that is enough about me,
Tell me how you are?.

Cellphone using is very Dangerous
&
It damages the Brain
But,
U R so Lucky,
No Brain.!
No Damage.!
No Problem.

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know who you are,
And once you know who you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

If I need brain transplantation I
Will prefer ur brain………
Don’t think u r genious.
I just wanted a brain which is never used before.

I’m at police station.
The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” .
I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?

Scientists all over the world r wondering,
How long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.

I Like Grapes
Bcoz Its Boneless.
And I Like u
Bcoz…
U r Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Felt bad?
Come on,
It’s just A
.
.
.
.
.
Fact.

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?.

A MAN IS WAITING FOR WOMEN
MOTHER FOR CHILDREN.
BUSINESS MAN FOR CUSTOMER
FARMERS FOR CROPS.
AN IDIOT IS WAITING TO READ MY SMS…

Kind,
Intelligent,
Loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not…

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!.

Diff b/w ignoranace n patience?
When u see the mirror u don’t laugh at urself that is IGNORANACE
When i look at u i also don’t laugh that called PATIENCE:-)

Ha
Haha
Hahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahaha
Nothing,
I suddenly remembered ur face..?
Oh my god..?
What a funny creation..

A baby monkey asks his father,
Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him,
Don’t stress my son, u should see the one who is reading this!!

Today is an international day
For the mentally disabled.
Please send an encouraging
SMS to a mentally disabled friend,
As I have done.

Hey! Can you do me a favour,
Take a pic of urself and send it to me.
I’m Playing cards and i’m mising the JOKER!!!

Scientific Question For U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,..
Simple..
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Hahaha.

Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?.

TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT
1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT
2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – i’m
J – JOKING

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that
Due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Touch ur heart, u will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat.
Touch ur head u will feel the rhythm of empty pot.tin…tin..

Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.