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God made man and then rested, god made women and then no one rested.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you Are Why should only i suffer!

Sweet candies are nice to eat, Sweet words are easy to say, but, sweet ppl are hard to find, OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

How to kill a girl?
Ans: give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmotics… and “Lock her in a room without a mirror”

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you’ve always been a headache!

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

Classroom is like a train… 1st 2 benches are 4 VIP executives…middle 2 benches are general compartments & last 2 benches are sleeper coaches.

If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you. The husband replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.

Boy: Ur d sunshine, without u, life is a dreamy cloud. Ur in my heart, like d cloud wind in d sky.
Girl: is this a proposal or weather report??

Pledge Of Boys:
India is my nation, girls r my destination, dating is my occupation, flirting is my profession, what the hell is this education?

You are the 1 who brought me all happiness. u never let me to touch sadness. You sacrificed entire life 4 my sake. without u my life will b fake.Happy fathers day dad.

You’ve seen me laugh You’ve seen me cry And always you were there with me. I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Father’s Day.

If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, The whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons. Happy Father’s Day!

For the best dad who always had a smile for me. Though we may be far apart right now, But here’s a big hug and kiss for you To let you know how special you are
Happy Father’s Day!

Happy Father’s Day, Here’s A Little Song To Say “Happy, Happy Father’s Day”
No One’s Father Is So Sweet. Your Kind Ways Just Can’t Be Beat. Happy Happy Father’s Day; I Love You In A Big Way!!

Happy Father’s Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying ‘Thank You’
It means saying ‘I Love You’ You are the best dad, and my best friend Today is your day. Let’s celebrate it together. Cheers!

So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u father brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u give me sincerely that’s why my dad, I love u so dearly.
Happy Father’s Day My dear dad!

“Delightful And Loving, Loved And Admired, Dad, You’re My Hero, My Life You’ve Inspired. And When All My Blessings Are Counted Each Day, I Thank God In Heaven
For Dad When I Pray. Dad Thanks For Your Presence Throughout Thick And Thin; You’re More Than A Parent, You’re My Wonderful Friend.” Happy Father Day!

Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
F = father
A = and
M = mother
I = i
L = love
Y = you

Do u know whats the meaning of FATHER?
F = Forever With His Family
A = Always There For You No Matter What
T = The Only One Who’s There
H = He’s My Hero Till The End
E = Encouraging In Everything I Do
R = Really The Only One…

No One Can Beat Him He’s The Best!!!

One father is more than a hundred School masters. Happy Father’s Day

You May Be Out Of Sight But You”Re Always In My Mind. Happy Fathers”Day

Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Father’s Day!

Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me Love is the best thing you ever had.

The greatest gift, I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad! Happy Father’s Day

Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father’s Day!

My Father Did not, Tell Me How 2 Live, He Lived, And Let Me Watch Him Do It. Happy Fathers Day!

I know just the person who needs “101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”. Don’t worry it isn’t you! Happy Fathers’ Day!

I Cannot Think Of any Need In Childhood as Strong as the Need For a Father’s Protection. Happy Fathers Day

Your guiding hand on my shoulder, will remain with me forever. Thanks for being always there Pops. Happy Father’s Day!

Pay My Regards To Ur Father Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child, What A Stamina He Has Got.. I Salute Ur Father

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father.
I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY FATHER’S DAY.

What You Have Inherited From Your Father, You Must Earn Over Again For Yourselves,
Or It Will Not Be Yours. Happy Father’s Day

Dad you are never wrong. The only time you are wrong is when you think, I forgot about you. Love you Dad! Have a grand Father’s Day!

So many wonderful moments we have spent together, Thinking of u father brings memories 2 mind, I love u so much. Happy Fathers Day!

U ‘ve seen me laugh u have seen me cry And alwayz u were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love u Happy Fathers Day

Pay My Regards To Ur Father Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,, What A Stamina He Has Got.. I Salute Ur Father. Happy Fathers Day

God gave me the greatest gift I ever had, God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad. Father’s Day wishes for a dad who is one in a million!

The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely.

Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : “only exam days”

To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, is this love? GOD replied, dear, result is near.

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study.

According to newton’s 4th law for exams every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.

All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams.

Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God succeed u in every exams of ur life.

Exams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DON’T CARE !!

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Exams!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question

THE MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS IN COLLEGE LIFE..:
1.loving frnd avoiding u without reason.
2.HOD sitting near u during college tour.
3.Dear ones suddenly stopped msging u
4.10 mark bit asked for just 2 marks.
5.frnd calling on b’day n not wishing.
6.deleting dis msg without forwarding it to ur loving frnds…

Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H: How r u?
E: Everything all right?
L: Like to c u.
L: Love 2 hear from u
O: Obviouslly miss u…

I really dont know what to say
Nothing I guess
Because anything that comes out of my mind,
you interpret to a lie
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thanks for trusting me

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY ———-MOBILE——-
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START

Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligiblity – Loving & caring
Duty – To love
Experience – Not reqiured.
Salary – Never Ending Love.
Joining – Immediately.
Are you interested…

Some of the best moments in Life:-
Lying in bed listening to the rain outside
THinking about the person you love
A long drive on a calm road
Finiding money in ur old jeans just when u need it
Holding hands with a friend Getting a hug from
Someone who loves u
Wishing u all these Best Moments in ur life
“ALWAYS HAPPY”

The best cosmetics in life-

TRUTH – for lips..
PITY – for eyes..
CHARITY – for hands..
SMILE – for face &
LOVE- for heart..
Use them well & make life Beautiful!

heartbeat are countless
spirits are ageless
dreams are endless
memories are timeless
and friend like u are useless
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oops
priceless

Our communication – Wireless
Our telephone – Cordless
Our cooking – Fireless
Our youth – Jobless
Our food – Fatless
Our labour – Effortless
Our conduct – Worthless
Our relation – Loveless
Our attitude – Careless
Our feelings – Heartless
Our politics – Shameless
Our education – Valueless
Our arguments – Baseless
“Our bosses – hopeless”
Finally,
Our Salary – Veryless

10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..

1. save time.
2. can sleep well.
3. Don’t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4. Don’t hav to worry abt how u look..
5. Can eat in any restaurant..
6. No boring sms in the middle of night..
7. Can talk with all gals..
8. U won’t hear “aaw.. U r dull today”..
9. Can go anywhere with any one..
10. Don’t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..

BONUS:- U will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER

Amazing:-
If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning…

Dormitory = Dirty Room
Astronomer = Moon starer
The eyes = They see
Election Results = Lies lets recount
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one..

Eq.1:
study = don’t fail

Eq.2:
don’t study = fail

adding eq 1&2

study+don’t study = fail+don’t fail

taking common

study(1+don’t) = fail(1+don’t)

solution:
study = fail.