SMS, Text Messages

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
Moral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jump In Fast…………………………….

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied, “Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice”.

I m feeling happy, do u know why?
B’coz I am so lucky, do u know how?
B’coz God loves me, do u know how?
B’coz he gave me a gift, do u know what?
Its YOU my love.

Women Marry Men Hoping They Will Change,
Men Marry Women Hoping They Will Not.
Unfortunately It Happens in Contrast &
Ultimately Both of Them Gets Disappointed.

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me

I have liked many, but loved few.
Still, no-one has been as sweet as u.
I’d stand and wait in world’s longest queue.
For the pleasure of having a moment with u.

The Husband is the Head of the Family,
But
Wife is the Neck of the Family,
which
can turn the head any where she wants 😉

HuSbaNd n wIfE wEnt 2 pIcNiC,
At pIcNiC sPoT hUsBaNd lOstEd hEr wIfE.
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MORAL:
LUCK BY CHANCE.
b¡:=P;->

On 20th Anniversary husband deep in thought..
Wife: What r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife’s heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remember that date
Husband: He pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wife smiles ”Yes”
Husband sighs n says: Ahh!
i would’ve been free today!

Position of a Husband
Is just like a Split AC…
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor,
He is designed to remain Silent in Indoor.

Man 1- I Notice that Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen
Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties
Man 2- No! Actually Our Telephone Connection Is In The Kitchen ;->

A fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters away, but they can’t see a pillar from two meters while parking a car..

A couple were arguing.
Wife: You don’t like anybody in my family.
Husband: Not true, I like your mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!

Feel the pleasure of life
in every second.
Never be angry or sad,
B’coz every 1 min of ur sadness
u loss 60 seconds of happiness…
keep smiling ..
Good mrng…………..

People often change 4 two reasons- it can b either that u have learned enough that u want 2 change OR u have been hurt enough that u need 2 change!! GOOD MORNING.

Very little is needed2have a happy Life.
it is all within yourself.
in ur ways of thinking.
No matter what u do,
do it with L0VE in ur HEART…
Gud morning ..

Its True-
All d water in d ocean could never sink a ship unless it gets inside.
All d pressures of life can never hurt u unless u let them in! Good mrng. . . .

Dear Friend’s!
Your Remaining
Sleeping Time
Has been Expired
SO
Plz
Leave Ur Bed
Open Ur Eyes
And c Ur Mobile
I wish U
G00D M0RNING

Expression of the face could be seen by everyone.
But d depression of heart could be understood only By d Best one..Don’t lose them in life….G00D M0RNING

Comparison is the best way to judge our progress …but not with others,compare your yesterday with your today…
good morning:-) 🙂

A strong n positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing because Life is 10% how u make it & 90% how u take it. Gud Morning

Hi
Actually
Chemically
Physically
Biologically
Zoological y
Historically
Mathematically
Equally
Finally
Exactly
I want
to
wish
You
Good Morning!!!

Once in life do fall in love,
not necessarily with a person
but with an idea
a dream
an ambition!
More often it’ll b a reason to wake up with a smile..
GOOD MORNING!!

I know still ur lazy hands r trying 2 pick the cell and ur cute half opened eyes r trying to read d msg my sweet
friend it’s time 2 wake up.. Good morning…

Every beautiful is not always good, but every good is always beautiful.
Being important is not always good, but being good is always important.
GOOD MORNING….. ? ?

Work for a cause n not for applause “Live life to express n not to Impress “Don’t strive to make ur presence
noticed, Just make ur absence felt”…Good Morn

I Went To Sleep Last Night With A Smile
B’Coz I Knew I’d B Dreaming Of U
But I Woke Up This Morning With A Smile
B’Coz U Weren’t A Dream
GoOd MoRnInG .

JuSt wAntEd tO LeT U kNoW
tHAt tHe cHoIcE oF
“BLESSINGS”
FoR ThE BeSt oF LiFe
aRe aLwAyS wItH yOu .
GoOd MoRnInG

Four Steps To Attain SUCCESS !!
First – THINK
Second – BELIEVE
Third – DREAM
Fourth – DARE …
Good Morning
&
Stay Blessed

Say
“e”
“ee”
“eee”
“eeee”
“eeeee”
“eeeeeee”
“eeeeeeeee”
“eeeeeeeeeee”
Very Good,
Just Taught U How To Smile Wide
Now Go & Brush Your Teeth.. 😉
Good Morning

For every Success of a person there will b a Countless Pain in his Heart
And that Pain makes him a Successful Person in Life”
good morning… Have a nice day !!

B-egin ur day with
L-ove in ur heart…
E-ver Smiling…
S-hare goodness
S-hine like d sun
I-nspire some1…
N-ever 4get that
G-OD is with U. Gud mrng…

Only two persons r happy in this world…First is Mad and Second is Child…Be a Mad to Achieve what U desire & Be a Child to Enjoy What U Have.” Good Morning

Cool Morning Breeze
And
Pearly Dew Drops,
Waving Green Leaves
And
Flowers Blossom,
All Bring Joy and Say,
To Start a
Happy New Day
Good Morning

A good message for a good person,
From a good friend for a good reason,
At a good time on a good day in a good mood to say
“Good Morning”

A warm hello doesn’t come from the lips,
It comes from the heart,
Doesn’t have to be told,
It has to be shown,
Doesn’t have to be given,
It has to be sent.
“Good Morning’

A night hug warms the heart,
A night kiss brightens the day,
And a good morning to start your day!

Eyes are not meant for tears and heart is not meant for fear,
Never get upset but always cheer
Bcoz you are the one who can make people smile for years.
Good morning

What will this day hold
As i blindly venture in
It’ll only hold what i allow
So with positive thoughts let’s begin
Good Morning!

Wrap a rainbow of joy in ur heart,
Let the sun paint a smile on ur face,
Remove all clouds of doubt & fear
And receive god’s gift of life.
Good Morning!

Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them.
Joke over ur troubles, but gather strength from them.
Have fun with ur difficulties, but overcome them. Good Morning!

Life’s like a piano, the white keys represent happiness & black show sadness.
But as u go through life’s journey, remember that the black keys too make music!
Good Morning!

“Thought 4 the day”
I cried when I had no shoes. Suddenly I stopped crying when i saw a man without leg.
Life is full of Blessings sometime we don’t understand it.Good Morning.

It is the Purity of HEART that matters,
Not the External Appearance.
Bcoz Helping HANDS are always Better than Praying Lips…!
GOOD MORNING!!!

Past is Experience!
Present is Experiment!
Future is Expectation!
Use UR Experience!
in UR Experiment!
To achieve UR Expectation!
Have a sweet morning.

Five steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close your eyes,
Take a deep breath,
open your arms wide,
feel your heart beat and say its too early.
Let me sleep again. Good Morning.

With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning….

Did I miss something out?
No because I put ( U ) in my heart.
Good morning dear.I hope u have a wonderful day.

Thinking of U this lovely morning
As the sun starts shining is the perfect beginning.
So my dear charming, here’s my good morning.
Keep smiling morning till evening.

If U cannot get someone off ur mind,
It is maybe because he/she is supposed to be there.
Remember, the mind can recognize what the heart is trying to deny.
Good Morning!

Receive my simple gift of good morning
wrapped with sincerity,
tied with care
& sealed with a prayer
to keep u safe and happy all day long!
GOOD MORNING……………………………

Welcome to the new morning with
smile on ur face
LOVE in ur “heart”
Good Thoughts in ur “mind”
Wish u A Brightest Morning..

“New” day
“New” morning
“New” hopes
“New” plans
“New” efforts
“New” feelings
I pray 2 GOD 2 bless u “Happiness & Success”
*GOOD MORNING*

On This Cool Cool Morning
In Ur Cute Cute Room
From Ur Small Small Window
Look At The Beautiful Beautiful Weather
Wishing U Sweet Sweet
Good Morning.. !!!!

A short n True Message for £ife:

“Care should b in Heart and not in Words”.

“Anger should b in Words and not in Heart”…!

Good morning. , . . . .

Night has ended for another day,
Morning has come in a special way,
May you smile like the sunny rays,
And leave ur worries for some other day.
******Good Morning*******

Dear Customer,
Your remaining
Sleeping time

Has Expired!!!!!!
So
Plz
Leave ur Bed
& Get up!!!!
&
Say to all

GOOD MORNING
Have a Very Nice Day!!!!

R u waiting 4 my msg????
So sweet
Don’t worry ,
How can i forget u??
Here comes my msg to wish u
“GOOD MORNING”