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God comes to this world in many forms and blesses us in different disguises.
Celebrate God’s benevolence bestowed on mortals like us through Lord Ganesha!
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

Hoping this “Ganesh Chatrurthi” will be the start of the year that brings happiness for you!

Smiling is a sign of good mood;
Laughing is a sign of good company;
Praying is a sign of good faith;
And having you as my friend is a sign of Ganesha’s Blessings!
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

My Lord Ganesha bless you and your family with peace and happiness!
Wish you a very Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

May Lord Ganesha bring you lots of good luck and prosperity!
Happy Vinayaka Chaturthi!

When God opened the window of the heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : Please take special care of the person reading this!

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.

In my life I learned how to love to smile to be happy to be strong to work hard to be honest to be faithful to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop rembering you.

You got style, You got sex-appeal, You got the intelligence and You sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

A ring is round and has no end, that’s how long I’ll be your friend!

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I’m your friend!

I asked God for a flower, He gave me a garden. Asked for a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked for a river, He gave me an ocean. Asked for a friend, He gave me you.

Friends are like stars, you don’t see them all the time, but you know they’re there!

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you’ve got friends and one of them is me.

Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die.

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may God’s angels watch over you.

If U Fall In Love,
Send Words
I Will Come
If I Am Alive
Or
If I Am Not
I Will Come Through Ur Tears,
Through Ur Feelings
And Through Ur Dreams…

Without Love — days are
“Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday…
so be in Love everyday…

those we love never go away
they walk beside us everyday…
Unseen…
Unheard…
still near..
still loved..
still Missed..
still very dear…

where words fail, action speak ,
where action fails, eyes speak,
where eyes fail , tears speak,
AND where everything fail,
LOVE SPEAKS

I’m feeling so happy, do u know why?
b’coz i m so lucky ,do u know how ?
b’coz God love me. do u know how?
b’coz he gave me a gift.
do u know what? its YOU my love.

A special smile a special face,
A special someone no one can replace.
I love you and always will,
You’ve filled a space no one could fill.

Have a cigar daily – You’ll die 10 yrs early.
Have drinks daily – You’ll die 30 yrs early.
Love someone truly – You’ll die daily.

Only God Knows How Much I Miss You,
Only God Knows How Deep I Love You,
Only God Knows How Much You Mean To Me.

I’m feeling so happy, do u know why?
B’coz I’m so lucky, do u know how?
B’coz God loves me. Do u know how?
B’coz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
It’s U my love.

You’re my first thought in the morning
And every moment in between
I’m lost in your eyes
And the night arrives
You are in my dreams
I love you

“A boy proposed a
girl,SHE rejects,
but boy was not
sad,FRIENDS ask
“why u r not sad”
boy~why sad,
I lost 1 who
never loved me
but SHE lost 1
who really loves
her”..

A line from a person who has understood life properly
“I thought love is life…!
But my love taught me what is life..!”

If you delete this SMS
You love me,
If you keep it,
You want me,
If you ignore it,
You adore me,
If you send it back,
You can’t live without me Now what will u do? Tell me !!

“Love & care are gifts…
If you receive it,open and appreciate it..
If not,don’t worry..,
Someone somewhere is still wrapping it for u.:)

I may be innocent to know what love is
I may not show it to you
I may not love you the way it should be but ..
I am always willing to love you the way I understand it… I LOVE YOU.

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

Someone..
MISSES U..
NEEDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz today’s paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”

Teacher : U failure !
At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at Ur age Hitler committed suicide

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.

Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw the mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn’t say Hi to folk, I’d say BOO!

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

Judge: why did u shoot Ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Man: Your honor,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

wife: honey, what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Every time!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in Ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.