SMS, Text Messages

Jab Bhi Mujhe Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai.
Labon Pe Mere Bas Yahi Fariyaad Aati Hai.
Zindagi Mein Khuda Har Khushi De Tumhe.
Hamari Toh Har Khushi Aapki Khushi Key Baad Aati Hai.
Good Evening !!!

Dil Me Khusiyo Ki Aahat Rakhna,
Zindagi Me Jeetne Ki Chahat Rakhna.
Or Kya Doge Hume Koi Tohfa Bas Apne,
Honto Pe Yuhi Muskurahat Rakhna…
Good Evening..

Karoge Yaad Ek Din Is Pyar Ke Zamane Ko,
Chale Jayenge Jab Hum Kabhi Na Vapas Aane Ko.
Chalega Mehfil Me Jab Zikr Hamara Koi,
To Tum Bhi Tanhayi Dhundoge Aansu Bahane Ko.
Good Evening !!!

Aapki DOSTI Ki ek Nazar Chahiye,
Dil hai bay ghar use ek ghar Chahiye,
Bas yun hi SAATH chalte raho ae DOST,
Ye DOSTI humain UMARBHAR Chahiye,,
Good Evening…

Barish ki bundho me,
Is sham ki mast fijao me.
nanhi si pari apko Wish karti hai.
Have a nice evening.

Shaam ka ye haseen sama hai,
Suraj bhi ab dhalne lgaa hai,
Thandi hawaye bhi chalne lagi hai,
Par tu naa jane kha mast hai.

Khushbu Ki Tarah Aapke Pas Bikhar Jayenge,
Sukoon Ban Ke Dil Mei Bus Jayenge,
Aap Koshish To Kijiye Mehsoos Karne Ki,
Hum Kahin Aapke Aaspaas Hi Nazar Aayenge.

Aapki Zindagi mein kabhi koi gum na ho,
Aapki Aankhe kabhi num na ho
Aapko mile Zindagi ki har khushi,
Bhale hi uss khushi mei hum na ho.
Good Evening…

Jindgi chhoti or jina asan he.
Sath nibhana muskil kam hai.
lekin vada hai aapse jab tak jindgi
sath hai hum dost bankar aapke sath hai.

Aap Ke Aahat Se Yeh Shaam Khubsurt Ho Gayi,
Aap Ki Muskuraht Se roshan Fizza Ho Gayi,
Jab Se Dekhaa Hai Nigahon Ne Aapko,
In Nigahon Ko Motiyaa Bind Ki Shikyat Ho Gayi.

Jis ko Allah ne dua ki tofeeq di ho, Jise Allah astaghfaar ki tofeeq de wo maghfirat se
mehroom nahi reh sakta…Aur Jis ko Allah shukar ki tofeeq adaa karde wo naimat se mehroom
nahi reh sakta…Rabi-ul-awal mubarak ho

Eid leke aati hai dher sari khushiyan,
Eid mitaa deti hai insan mai dooriyan.
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayab tabarok,
isi liye kehte hai sb EID MUBARAK.

12Rabiyul Awal K Din
Aai Hai Taza Bahar
Salallahu Alehi Wasalam
Parhte Hai Daro Deewar
Jashan-E-Eid Melad-Un-Nabi Mubarak Ho….

Eid Mailad-un-Nabi Mubarak
Zameen Maili Nai Hoti
Zamun Maila Nai Hota..
MOHAMMAD K Ghulamo Ka
Kafan Maila Nai Hota..
Eid Mailad-un-Nabi Mubarak

Wo Arsh Kaa Chiragh Hai
Mai Us k Qdmon Ki Dhool Hoon
Aey Zindagi Gawah Rehna
Mai Ghulam_E_ Rasool Hoon…
Very Happy Eid Milad Un Nabi

NABI ke yaad se roshan mere dil ka nageena hai
Wo mere dil mei rehtey hain mera dil e MAADEENA hai
Sb ko Eid MELAD-Ul-NABI mubarak

Madine main aesi fiza lag rahi hai,
Ke jannat ki jaise hawaa lag rahi hai,
Madine pohanch kar zameen ko jo dekha,
Yeh jannat ka jaise pata lag rahi hai..

Let’s sing and chant hymns of praise to the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH), welcoming Him in honor of His birth.
Have a blessed Eid Milad-un-Nabi

May Allah’s rahmat shine on you and help you achieve every goal in your life. Have a blessed and prosperous Eid

May the magic of this Eid Milad-un-Nabi bring lots of happiness in your life;
May you celebrate it with all your close friends and family;
And may your heart be filled with love and joy!
A very happy Eid Milad-un-Nabi!

May Allah this occasion flood your life with happiness
ur heart with love
ur soul with spiritual
ur mind with wisdom
wishing u a very Happy Eid Milad Un Nabi

Eid means:
E – Embrace with open heart
I – Inspire with impressive attitude
D – Distribute pleasure to all
Eid Mubarak!

I wish Allah showers his divine blessings and
fulfills all your dreams on Eid and always.
Eid Mubarak!

Wishing that Allah accepts
your good deeds and sacrifices,
alleviates your sufferings,
and forgives your transgressions.
Eid Mubarak

Hope that Allah bestows
his choicest blessings on us,
and our association grows stronger every year.
Wishing you joy and prosperity on Eid

As you offer your sacrifices,
I wish that Allah showers
his divine blessings and
fulfills all your dreams
on Eid and always. Happy EID

May Allah send his Love like Sunshine
in his warm and gentle ways
to fill every corner of your Heart
and filled your Life with a lot of
Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you EID MUBARAK

May the divine blessings of Allah
fill your home and heart with the
spirit of joy and open up
newer opportunities for success. Eid- Mubarak

Wishing that Allah accepts
your good deeds and sacrifices,
alleviates your sufferings,
and forgives your transgressions. Eid Mubarak

When my arms can’t reach people close to my heart.
I always hug them with my prayers.
May allah’s peace be with you.
A very happy Eid Milad Un Nabi 2 U

On Eid Milad Un Nabi
Here’s wishing that the wonderful deeds of the Prophet, Touch your life…
And inspire you to make your life more beautiful…..Miladi Nabi mubarak ho

May Allah fulfills all your wishes on this birthday of Prophet Mohammad (born April 26, 570 AD at Mecca).
You’ll always be in my prayers and may you remember when you pray to Allah!
Happy Eid Milad-un-Nabi

The Prophet’s birthday is a moment to rededicate ourselves to the ideals for which He lived his life. He gave us the message of compassion towards all fellow beings. May His enlightened message guides us on the path of Peace, Goodwill and Harmony!
HAPPY Eid Milad-un-Nabi

एक शाम आती है। याद तुम्हारी लेकर,
एक शाम जाती है। याद तुम्हारी देकर,
पर मुझे तो उस शाम का इंतेज़ार है,
जो आए तुम्हे अपने साथ लेकर..!!
Good Evening…..

बिंदास मुस्कुराओ क्या गम है,
जिन्दगी में टेंशन किसको कम हैं,
अच्छा या बुरा तो केवल भ्रम हैं,
जिन्दगी का नाम, कभी ख़ुशी कभी गम हैं.
गुड इवनिंग

ख़ुशी के लिए काम करोगे तो ख़ुशी नही मिलेगी,
लेकिन खुश होकर काम करोगे तो ख़ुशी जरूर मिलेगी.
Good Evening

दीये तो आँधी में भी जला करते हैं,
गुलाब तो कांटो में ही खिला करते हैं,
खुश नसीब बहुत होती हैं वो शाम,
दोस्त आप जैसे जब मिला करते हैं.
शुभ शाम

नन्हे से दिल में अरमान कोई रखना,
दुनिया की भीड़ में पहचान कोई रखना,
अच्छे नही लगते जब रहते हो उदास,
अपने होठों पर सदा मुस्कान रखना.
Good Evening

जिन्दगी की हर सुबह
कुछ शर्ते लेकर आती हैं,
और जिन्दगी की हर शाम
कुछ तजुर्बे देकर जाती हैं.
गुड इवनिंग

कोई वादा न कर, कोई इरादा न कर,
ख्वाहिशों में खुद को आधा न कर,
ये देगी उतना ही जितना लिख दिया,
इस तकदीर से उम्मीद ज्यादा न कर.
Good Evening

शाम होते ही ये दिल उदास हो जाता हैं,
सपनों के सिवा ना कुछ पास होता हैं,
आपको बहुत याद करते हैं हम
यादों का हर लम्हा मेरे लिए कुछ ख़ास होता हैं.
गुड इवनिंग

जिन्दगी में दो चीजें ख़ास है,
एक वक्त और दूसरा प्यार,
वक्त किसी का नही होता और
प्यार हर किसी से नही होता…
Good Evening

रिश्तों से बड़ी चाहत क्या होगी,
दोस्ती से बड़ी इबादत क्या होगी,
जिसे दोस्त मिल जाए आप जैसा,
उसे जिन्दगी से शिकायत क्या होगी.
गुड इवनिंग.

लबो पर तेरे मुस्कान खिले,
सागर किनारे हम हर शाम मिले,
मेरे इस मैसेज को संभल कर पढ़ना,
वरना कहीं शाम पड़े सागर किनारे,
तेरे पापा खड़े ना मिले…
गुड इवनिंग.

2 sardaran nu 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police nu de ke aande han.
2 sardar: j koi bomb raste ch phat gya te?
1st sardar: jhooth bol dwange ki 1 hi milya c

The ultimate key to relieve oneself
of all tensions has been discovered
by the Punjabis..
It is called
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SAANU KEY..

Teacher 2 Shunty:-Pandvon ke naam batao,
Shunty:- ik BHIM c, ik oda vada bhra c, ik nikka bhra c, ik hor c,
te akhir wale da mainu naam bhul gya

Kudiyan Vich Koi Sassi Labhda,
Koi Labhda Heer
Assi Ta Yaaro Sahiba Labhni,
Te Kuttne Ohde Veer.

Husband: Raat nu main ek movie vekhi
Ek chudail kadi mere agge kadi mere piche.
Wife: Kehdi movie vekhi?
Husband: Apne viyah di …

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? :smt013
Student: Ki karda masterr g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya! ! !

Wife: Suno doctor ne muje ek maheena aaram ke liye Switzerland ya Paris jaane ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jaayenge?
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Husband: Doosre doctor ke pass.

5+5 kine hunde ne?
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is da Jwab v Message wich labh riha hai?
Nalayk school ch ki karan gya si.

Jab se Apko dekha hai.
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subah ko
Sham ko
hass hass ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te..

“Laziness is our biggest enemy” – Jawahar Lal Nehru.
“We should love our enemy.” – Mahatama Gandhi.
Dasso hun bapu di manniye ya chache di..??

Ladki : me tere lyi sab kuch chad sakdi haan,
Ladka : maa bap ?
ladki : haan.
ladka : yar dost, bhai behan, khana peena?
ladki : haan.
ladka : serials dekhne?
Ladki : muh sambhal ke gal kar oye .

School Joke
Master Shunty nu: is line nu english wich badlo : “asi aam bande han”.
Shunty: we are mango man.

Chor chaku dikha ke bolya : apne sare paise kad!
Pappu : tu janda hai me kaun haan , me police wala haan!
Chor : Acha fer mere paise v kad.

Son : papa 10+10 kine hunde ne?
papa : ghade, ullu de pathe, nalayak, tenu kuch nhi aunda ja andron calculator le ke aa.

Son to Pappu : papa aj teacher ne mainu bada marya.
Pappu : Tu jarur koi shararat kiti honi.
Son : Nahi papa , tusi mera vishwas karo,
mai taan chup chap so riha c.

Convent school ke bache zoo me:
Oh!! wow monkey is sleeping don’t distub..
Govt. school ke bache:
OYE OH VEKH TERA Peo SUTA AE..LYA VATTA MARIYE..

Titanic doob riha c,
ik angrej ne shunty nu puchiya etho zameen kini dur h?
Shunty 1 km.
Angrej : kehdi side?
Shunty : niche di side.

Pappu : Kal papa kue wich digg gye, badi sattan lagian, bade chillaa rhe c.
Bunty : hun ki hal hai ?
Pappu : Thik hi hone, raat to kue cho koi awaz nahi ayi.

Pappu : Das chand jruri hai ke Suraj?
Bunty : chand.
Pappu : Q ?
Bunty : chand sanu raat nu channi dinda hai, te suraj din vele…. jado sanu chaidi nahi hundi

Shunty sukhe talab wich boating kar riha c.
Bunty : ise ne sada nam badnam kita hoya h.
je mainu tairna anda taan othe hi ja ke marda sale nu.

Saawan ki raaton mein,bheegi Barsaaton main,Hum Hamesha yahi sochte hain k,
K..
K..
K….
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Raat nu Manja kithe daawange.

Ek waari ek baba bus wich
ek kuri nu jappi pa lenda h..
Kuri kehendi h wat r u doing..?
Baba kehnda h ‘kismat de naal
milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da..’

Preeto : ji je me mount everest te chad javan taan tusi mainu ki daoge?
Pappu : puchan wali kehdi gal hai “dhakaa”

Pappu(taxi driver) : sir 500 rs ho gaye,
Engineer: ena tan me engineer ho ke v nahi kamanda,
Pappu : jado me engineer c me v nahi kamanda c!

Shunty : yar bachapan wich me 10 manjil to kud gya c,
Bunty : fer bach gya c ke mar gyi c?
Shunty : pta nahi yar badi purani gal hai.

History teacher – mughlan ne kado takk raj kita ?
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student – page no 15 to 26 tak.

5 Reasons Why ‘YOU’ are my Friend:

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No Reason.
Bas meri mat maari gai c.

1 budi mar gyi.
ladies ron lgian….bebe kithe gyi,jithe na dup na cha,
na roti na sbzi,na bijli na pani’
Shunty bunty nu “yar dekh budi kite Sade ghr ta ni chli gyi”

If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!
Don’t b afraid, go to him,
Catch his neck,
and tell him
“Kisay hor noo naa dasin”