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Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : Only exam days

The law sayz, If u can’t convince someone, confuse them! Do u know which law it is? This is “law of answering in examination”…:-)

7 things students do
During exams preparation:
1- sleeping
2- eating
3- texting
4- watch movies
5-chat with friends
6- dream of touching books
&
7- ask others
Studied something?

My nights are going sleepless, My days are going useless. So i asked god, Is this love?
God replied, No dear, exams is near

All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and Be self equipped with facts and figures To conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams

A hot girl gets in professors cabin and says:
I’ll do anything to pass!!
Prof: anything?
Girl: yes!
Prof: sure??
Girl: yes!
Prof: then prepare for u r exams

To be a good professional, Always start to study late for exams. Because it teaches how to manage time And tackle emergencies!!

Rain of summer, snow of winter, Grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season Give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May god suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best

As long as learning is linked with earning, As long as jobs can only be reached through studying, We must take this examination system seriously. Best of luck!

Our parents have many Options for us like Poison Sleeping pill Hanging by neck Throwing from building But i don’t know why do they choose education

Warriors. Wake up.. It’s time 4 d battle! Refill ur pens, Clear the dust 4m ur text books, C your syllabus & plan your zones.. War begins in 17 days..!

Exams are like girl friends
– too many questions
– difficult to understand
– more explanation is needed
– result is always fail! :d

The probability of a topic Coming in exam increases exponentially, If one decides to leave the topic completely….

exams are there,
At the paper u stare;
The answer is nowhere,
Which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
The grades r not fair,
But just like the past 20 yrs,
We don’t care !!

First line to write in exams:
All the answers written below
Are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblance to text book
Is unintentional and purely accidental

Fights for friends.
Joyful trips.
Examination fever.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Carefree laughter’s.
Gossips about affairs.
Just everything….
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.

It takes
3 months for a writer
2 months for a doctor
1 month for a lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a student
To read a 1000 pages book
All the best!

If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
.
.
.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.

A father asks peon: how are the studies in this college?
Where do i see my son in future?
Peon: the future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Whats the height of hope?? It is: sitting in d exam hall, Holding d question paper in hand N telling your self Dude,don’t worry.Exams will get postponed!

Don’t think how many moments in your life, Just think how much life is there in a moment.

The moment u think of giving up, think of the reason y u held so long!
Do or die’ is old saying,
Do it before u die is the latest…

Take a deep breath, and don’t let yourself free; Never forget the power of love and light, and Everything will be alright.

Faith is the very first thing you should pack in a hope chest.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning.

When everything seems to be going against you, Remember that the airplane takes off against the wind,
Not with it.

It’s not being homeless that matters. It’s about who you are keep striving and you become somebody. quit and you also become somebody.. But not the same person.

There is nothing better than the encouragement of a good friend.

All you can do if you’re on the outside Is make sure you are adding something to the effort, Whether it is being helpful around the team environment Or doing extra training to motivate your teammates.

Every time you do something that is important, Write down what you expect will happen.

Once all village people decided to pray for rain, On the day of prayers all assembled, only one boy Came with an umbrella. That’ called confidence.

A famous saying….
One can cross an ocean without Wetting his legs But cannot cross his life without Wetting his eyes….

See the gentle side of strength and the virtue of patience

Nice thought: don’t try to impress others, Then you will have no time to express yourself…! Simple but true…!

Every change has a reason. Every reason has a source. Don’t search for the source but Live with the change. Life is yours..

Courage, love, friendship, Compassion and empathy … Lift us above the simple beasts And define humanity

Death is not the biggest fear we have; Our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive the Risk to be alive and express what we really are.

4 blessed ways of living:
1st, look back & thank god.
2nd, look forward & trust god
3rd, look around & serve god.
4th, look within & find god..!!

Good better best.
Don’t take rest until good becomes better & better becomes best.
Work hard when others take rest. Then success will be yours..!!

Don’t stop keep on working hard Because where there is a will there is a way

If colombus had turned back, No one would have blamed him. Of course no one would have remembered him as well.

Lucky people get opportunities brave people create opportunities and Winners r those who converts problems into opportunities

A real friend not only goes with u anywhere u go, But also remembers u no matter how busy they are, And takes the time to say…. Hi friend!!!

Every time you suppress some part of Yourself or allow others to play you small, You are in essence ignoring the owner’s manual your Creator gave you and destroying your design. – Oprah Winfrey

If people never did silly things, Nothing intelligent would ever get done.

If someone points out your mistake, Be happy that at least someone is Interested in what you have done …

If you fill your heart with regrets of Yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, You have no today to be thankful for.

Nothing is impossible, If you plan, Prepare, Perfect, Pay efforts.

As far as u think ‘not now’,
Success become ‘never’..
But as soon as u think ‘why not now’,
Success surely will become ‘yours’.!

Problems are just the distance between exception & reality. Either expect less and accept reality r expect a lot and change it into realty.