SMS, Text Messages

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

This winter, let me be your summer.

Forever is a long time, but I wouldn’t mind spending it by your side.

I wish you knew how much I like you. How much I love talking to you and how much I wish you were mine.

You know, you look like a potato. And I love potatoes.

I heard you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

I’m tired of pretending that you don’t mean anything to me.

When I’m alone I think of so many things to say to you;
But when I have a chance to tell you, I go speechless.

I’d date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.

I’m not addicted to texting; I’m addicted to the person I’m texting.

You can call me a flirt; But when I’m in a relationship; I’m one faithful and loyal person.

I have had a really bad day; And it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

The moment I saw you; You warmed my heart; Second time you made little flames and; Now you make my heart burn like hell.

Some nights, I can’t sleep because my mind is consumed with the thought of how much easier it would be if you were by my side!

Is your dad an astronomer? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I know you think I’m cute;
I know you think I’m fine;
But like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation!

If you want me in your life, put me there. I shouldn’t be fighting for a spot.

I see myself as a crayon, I may not be your favorite color:
But I know someday, you will need me to complete your picture!

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you would be a McHottie.

Two rules of a man’s life:
1. Never flirt with any unknown lady.
2. Never consider any lady unknown!

F: Forget
L: Love,
I: I’d
R: Rather
T: Tease

Before I met you, I didn’t know what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason at all!

Call me a flirt, call me a fake;
That’s just me so give me a break;
Call me weird, call me a geek;
Call me what you want, I’m just unique!

Politeness has become so rare, that people mistake it for Flirting.

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!

I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive!

Boy to a girl, “Can I borrow a coin?”
Girl: Why?
Boy: I told my mom that I will phone her when I will meet the girl of my dreams.

I get hungry whenever I see your almond-shaped eyes!

Girl you are clever girl you are smart;
Girl your are like a work of art;
Girl you are sexy;
Girl you are fine;
The only thing you ain’t is;
Mine.

Love happens automatically…
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the manual working of it is called flirting!

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with,
‘TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN’!

Flirting is like a game of Chess. One wrong move… and you are married!

You can fall from a mountain;
You can fall from a tree;
But the best way to fall is to fall in love with me!

Your voice is so sweet to me that it awakens the depths of my heart!

No matter how strong a person I am… your presence and even absence always makes me weak!

I wonder if you think of me like I think of you!

I have a pen… you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities!

You aren’t cute;
You aren’t beautiful;
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You are both… you’re cutieful!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you!

Every time my phone rings, I breathe in slowly and pray that it’s you…
Calling to say – I miss you!

The night was dark, the moon was high;
I stopped my car, you wondered why?
I learnt so close, you felt shy.
I uttered those three words…
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I… La… puncture!

Youre not only my Candy, you’re also my Crush; Whenever I see your Pic, it makes me blush!

If you read this message, you owe me a Hug;
If you delete it, you owe me a Kiss;
If you save it, you owe me a Date;
If you reply to me, you owe me “All of the above”.
But if you ignore, you are mine!
So plan your move accordingly!

If I fall asleep texting you, it’s because I didn’t want to say goodbye!

Truth is if I could be with anyone, I would still choose you!

My heart has a room and it’s empty. Do you want to move in?

You wanna know who’s amazing and has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again!

If I could be any alphabet, I would choose ‘V’… so that I could be next to ‘U’ forever!

If I had a star for every time you brightened up my life, I’d be holding the galaxy!