SMS, Text Messages

Boy: There`s something wrong with my phone.
Girl: What`s wrong with it?
Boy: It doesn`t have your phone number.

I trusted u a lot bcoz u r close to me. But why engage in stupid talk at my back?
Stop telling everybody that I`m BORN GENIUS, u know I hate publicity.

If I could be any part of you, I`d be ur tear. To be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips.

Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful.

Is your name Gillette?
Bcoz you`re the best a man can get!

Are you religious?
Good, because I am the answer to your prayers.

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!

Butterflies don’t know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is… Like wise you don’t know ‘how good you are’, but I know ‘how special you are’

Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean and walk on burning coal for you.
Girl: So sweet! Can you come to meet me now?
Boy: Mad or what? It`s raining outside.

The d e f i n i t i o n of a beautiful woman is the one who loves me!

I am not scared of proposing a girl. But I am scared about what would happen if she agrees.

Today & tomorrow, there’ll be one heart that would always beat for u. You know whose?
Your own, stupid!

I can always take care of myself but I still want to meet the person who can prove that I cannot!

Millions and millions of years would still not give me half enough time to describe that tiny instant of all eternity; When you put your arms around me and I put my arms around you!

Only the open heart receives luv;
Only the open mind receives wisdom;
Only the open hand receives gifts;
And only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water. So when problems upset u, just think that u must be God’s favourite cup of tea.

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great;
But I know this is too much for you;
So here is a shortcut, just think about ME!

Don’t send any messages. I don’t want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

It must have been a rainy day when you were born. It wasn’t actually rain, it was the sky crying coz it lost it’s most beautiful angel.

U may be out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to U but U’ll always be special to me.

Hearts could only love 4 a while U can put many relations in a file. U can make a desert from the Nile, but U can’t stop my smile when I see ur name on my phone.

When somebody who’s deeply in love with U tells U that you’re cute, beautiful and angelic, it’s true. Believe me, I swear coz love is blind.

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to U but U’ll always be special to me.

Be careful when a guy tells U that he loves U from the bottom of his heart. For this may mean that there’s still enough space for another girl on top.

U can be a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply be urself & create lives with me.

I’m not perfect but I know that u’ll never ever ever find someone like me!

You may be someone to the world; But for someone you may be the world!

A boy to a crying girl:
Boy: You`re the 2nd most beautiful girl in the world.
Girl: Who`s the 1st?
Boy: You, when you`re smiling.

u

If fear didn’t exist, I’d run up to you, kiss you, and tell you that I love you.

May be the God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one;
so that when we finally meet the right person, we’ll know how to be grateful for that gift!

Let me kiss ur lips;
Let me feel ur teeth;
Let me feel ur tongue;
SMILE!
This is ur friend ‘Colgate’ reminding you to brush ur teeth;
Twice a day, everyday!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

Alcohol is a perfect solvent. It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

Love is an illusion! It’s a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.
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People with strong hearts believe in Flirting!

Love happens automatically. Manual working of it is called Flirting!

My heart problem has reached a critical stage.
The doctor says, “there are only 2 options left, ICU or U C Me.

Can we romance tonight? I’m in a good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting! Reply me soon!

Yours Loving,
Mosquito.

A late night greeting doesn’t only mean just a simple “Good Night”. It has a silent message that conveys that “U are my last thought of the day”.

My first name and your last name would sound great together!

I wish I could be exactly what you are looking for.

You’re always on my mind, and I just think of ways to get into yours.

I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away.

I’d jump in front of a bus for you, as long as it’s not moving.

I bet not even all the fireworks in the world can light up my world like you do.

I’m not flirting, I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.

Open with love.
If I disturb you, I’m Sorry! But I need to say that I love
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disturbing you

‘Hi’ – it’s a short simple word, but that’s how love starts.

Love is that beautiful forest where a brave Tiger is killed by a doe-eyed beautiful Deer!