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May Lord Krishna, also known as:
Ajaya – The Conqueror of Life and Death
Bihari – The Travelling Lord
Hari – The Lord Of Nature
Jagannatha – Master Of The Universe
Madana – The Lord Of Love
Narayana – The Refuge Of Everyone
Purshottama – The Supreme Soul
Sanatana – The Eternal Lord
Shyam – Dark-Complexioned Lord
Vishwatma – Soul Of The Universe
Yogi – The Supreme Master
bless you at all times!
Happy Krishna Janmashtami!

If you don’t fight for what you want;
Don’t cry for what you lost.
~The Bhagvad Gita

Likewise:
Nothing depends on luck… everything depends on work because, even Luck has to work!
Happy Krishna Janmashtami!

Aakaashaath Patitam Toyam, Yathaa Gachchhati Saagaramh |
Sarvadeva Namaskaaraanh, Keshavam Pratigachchhati ||

Meaning: Lord Krishna is great. Just as every rain drop that falls from the sky flows into the Ocean, in the same way every prayer offered to any deity flows to Lord Krishna. I bow to such great Lord Krishna!
Happy Krishna Janmaashatami!

Let’s celebrate the birth of Lord Krishna by:
Re-creating Rasa Lila, the flirtatious aspects of Krishna’s youthful days;
Celebrate Lord Krishna’s playful and mischievous side by enacting Dahi Handi!
Happy Krishna Janmashtami!

May Lord Krishna’s flute fill the melody of love and life in your world at all times!
Happy Krishna Janmashtami!

May Natkhat Nandlal always make your life colourful with lively pranks that keep you on your toes and instills and evokes child-like traits in you, at all times! Happy Krishna Janmashtami!

While the Rasa lila re-creates the flirtatious aspects of Krishna’s youthful days;
The Dahi Handi celebrate God’s playful and mischievous side.
Happy Krishna Janmashtami!

Janmashtami is an annual commemoration of the birth of the Hindu deity Krishna, the eighth avatar of Vishnu.
It is celebrated on the eighth day (Ashtami) of the Krishna Paksha (dark fortnight) of the month of Bhadrapada.
Happy Krishna Janmashtami!

Love is a consistent passion to give… not a meek persistent hope to receive.
~ Lord Krishna
Happy Krishna Janmashtami!

Lord Krishna believed in Karam Yoga:
Follow the right path;
See unity in diversity;
Serve humanity without expecting rewards;
Happy Krishna Janamashtmi!

Mishri Se Meethe Hain Krishna Ke Bol,
Koi Kaise Lagaye Unka Mol,
Heere Se Jyada Hai Krishna Anmol,
Basa Ke Mann Mein Bal Gopal Ko,
Mukh Se Bolo ‘Jai Shri Krishna’ Ke Bol!
Happy Krishna Janmashtami!

Nand Ke Ghar Anand Hi Anand Bhayo;
Jo Nand Ke Ghar Gopal Aayo.
Jai Ho Murli Dhar Gopal Ki;
Jai Ho Kanhaiya Lal Ki!
Happy Krishna Janmashtami!

May lord Krishna show you the way in your life as He showed the way to Arjuna in the battle of Mahabharata at Kurukshetra!
May lord Krishna bless you at all times!

May the Natkhat Nand Lal always give you happiness, health & prosperity; and may you find peace in Krishna consciousness!
Happy Janmashtami!

May Lord Krishna steal all your tensions and worries on this Janmashtmi! And give you all the love, peace and happiness!
Happy Janmashtmi!

May you find your love on this Janmashtmi and Gopis may shower all their love and affection on your body and soul!
Happy Krishna Janmashtmi!

May Lord Krishna steal all your tensions and worries on this Janmashtmi! And give you all the love, peace and happiness!

May the Natkhat Nand Lal always give you many reasons to be happy, healthy & prosperous; and may you find peace in Krishna consciousness!
Happy Janmashtami!

May lord Krishna show you the way in your life as He showed the way to Arjuna in the battle of Mahabharata at Kurukshetra! May lord Krishna bless you at all times!

Whatever belongs to you today, belonged to someone else yesterday; and it will belong to some one else tomorrow.
Don’t be illusioned by maya. Maya is the root cause of all pain and misery.
LORD KRISHNA
Happy Janmashtami!

Ladki:- Hello baby, tumhari yaad aa rahi thi.. ?

Ladka:- Abhi salary nahi aayi hai meri.. ?

Ladki:- Acha chalo.. papa aa gaye, bye.. ?

Height of smiley

Boy:- Kya kal rat tum party me thi..?

Girl:- ?

Boy:- Yeh kya!!!

Girl:- Ha thi.. ??⁠⁠⁠⁠

Socho agar bhagwan RAM, Rath ki jagah NANO car me Baith kar RAWAN se ladte To rawan kya kahta…
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Chalao na NANO se baan re, Jaan le lo na R@m re.

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi…..
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
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Dil todh kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

Student shayari:-

aasman me kali ghataa chai he, aaj fir principal se mar khai he, sab kahte he sudhar ja. Par kya kare aaj medam fir vidhya baalan banke ayi he.

Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”
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Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena ?

Pappu:-
“Hey, Fruit walay Baba, give me some Potatoes
fever. .
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Fruit wala: Oo mere bhai ye ‘Potatoes Fever’ kya
hota hai?
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Pappu:-
Oo Maye Gaad, You Literacy People, Potatoes Fever
means “Aaloo Bukhara!
IIN STUDENT ?

Sir – Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udta hai. . . .?
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Pappu – Hathi.
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Sir – Nalayak,Tera Baap kya karta hai..?
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Papu – Chota Rajan ke Gang me shooter hai..
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Sir – Shabashhhh….
“Hathi” sahi jawab hai. ! ?

There’s nothing sadder in the world
Than to awake Christmas morning
And not be a child.

This is Christmas: not the tinsel,
Not the giving and receiving,
Not even the carols,
But the humble heart that
Receives anew the wondrous gift, the Christ.

Through a frosty winter night In a sleigh with reindeer flight bringing joy to large and small Merry Christmas one and all.

Tis blessed to bestow, and yet,
Could we bestow the gifts we get,
And keep the ones we give away,
How happy were our Christmas day!

To perceive Christmas through its wrapping becomes more difficult with every year.

To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

Tradition: sit with husband in a room
Lit only by tree lights and
Remember that our blessings outnumber the lights.
Happy Christmas to all.

Two things upon this changing earth
Can neither change nor end;
The splendor of Christ’s humble birth,
The love of friend for friend.

Unless we make Christmas
An occasion to share our blessings,
All the snow in Alaska won’t make it “white”.

Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n
Each december frm its warm n
Livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n
With its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.

Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.

The best Christmas gift of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another.

The Church does not superstitiously observe days,
Merely as days, but as memorials of important facts.
Christmas might be kept as well upon one day of the year as another;
But there should be a stated day for commemorating the birth of our Saviour,
Because there is danger that what may be done on any day, will be neglected.

The earth has grown old with its burden of care,
But at Christmas it always is young.

The joy of brightening other lives,
Bearing each others’ burdens,
Easing other’s loads and supplanting empty hearts and
Lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas.

The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world.

The only blind person at Christmas time
Is he who has not Christmas in his heart.

There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries.

There is no ideal Christmas;
Only the one Christmas you decide to make as a
Reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

There is no name so sweet on earth,
No name so sweet in heaven, the name,
Before His wondrous birth, to Christ the Savior given.