SMS, Text Messages

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

Patni-Me tumhare sapno me ati hoon
Pati-Nahi
Patni-Kyon nahi ?
Pati-Kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon

1 Aadmi Bus Driver se: Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rehte Ho?
BUS Driver: 24 Ghante.
Aadmi Herat Se: Wo Kese?
BUS Driver:12 Ghante Is BUS Me.
12 Ghante B.V K “BUS”Me.

Biwi: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi
Husband : Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai
Patni: Pata Hai,
Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wale Me Laga Diya Hai….

Husband ne paan khareed kr wife ko khanay k liye dia
Wife: Ap ne apne liye Q nhi liya?
Husband: main to waisay b khamosh reh sakta hoon

Husband to wife: Hypnotize karna kya hota hai ?
Wife: kisi ko apne qaabu me kar k apni marzi k kam karwana .
Husband: chal jhooti usay to shadi kehte hain

Wife: Main ne suna hai ke jannat main mardon ko hooren milen gi,
tou aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband: Kuch naheen, yeh offer sirf mazloomon ke liye hai,

Zinda rha to tumhara hi sath nibhaoun ga.
“DOST”
Bhool jaun To samjh lena k
Bhabi mil gyi hai.

Wife: Mai aapse baat nai karungi
Husband: OK
Wife: Kiya tum reason nai suna chahte?
Husband: nai me tumhare faisle ke izzat kerta hu

Shadi se pehly yeh dua ke the ke acha pakany wali milay
Galti ho gayi khana mention kerna bhol gaya

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and then said: “A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K”.
“What does that mean?” she asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot”
he replied. She smiled happily and then asked, “What about I-
J-K?”
He replied, “I’m Just Kidding!” .. Men will be men

Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!

If only in A Dream,
Let Us Join ToGETHer,
To Hold Each Other TiGhtly
And Bask In Our Love…
I Love YOu

Wife: “I look fat. Can u give me a compliment?”
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Husband: “u have perfect eyesight.”

It is said that Husband is the head of D family,
But
Remember that wife is D Neck of D family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants.

Tonight i”m going to sleep earlier
b”coz i want to see u in my dream very early.
Love you my beloved wife..

Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata Hai, Hasana Kisi Kisi Ko Aata Hai, Rula Ke Jo Mana Le Wo Sacha Yaar Hai,
Aur Jo Rula Ke Khud Bhi Ansu Bahaye, Wo Hi Apka asli Sacha Pyaar Hai.

Parchayi Aapki Humare Dil Mein Hai, Yaade Aapki Humari Aankhon Mein Hai,
Kaise Bhulaye Hum Aapko, Pyaar Aapka Humari Saanson Mein Hai.

Aksar Jab Iraadon Mein Chot Lag Jati Hai, Uske Baad Na Jane Kyu Neend Nahi Aati Hai,
Ye Accha Khayal Hai Zindagi Jeene Ka, Zindagi Jaha Se Khatam Hui Nayi Suruwat Ho Jati Hai.

Dil Mere Seene Se Chura Raha Hai Koi, Dur Hokar Bhi Yaad Aa Raha Hai Koi,
Ae Khuda Mujhe Usse Ek Bar Mila De, Intezar Mere Liye Kar Raha Hai koi.

Fiza Mein Mahekti Ek Sham Ho Tum, Sagar Mein Chalakta Ek Jaam Ho Tum,
Seene Mein Liye Firta Hoon Yaad Tumhari, Meri Zindagi Ka Dosra Naam Ho Tum.

Jo Rehte Hai Dil Mein Wo Juda Nahi Hote, Kuch Ehsaas Lafzo Se Bayan Nahi Hote,
Ek Hasrat Hai Aapko Manane Ki, Par Aap Itne Ache Ho Ki Khafa Nahi Hote.

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage, Koi Accha Bhi Iss Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Uss Nazar Se, Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage.

Pyaar Se Pyari Koi Majboori Nahi Hoti, Kami Apno Ki Kabhi Poori Nahi Hoti,
Dilo’n Ka Alag Hona Ek Alag Baat Hai, Nazron Se Door Hona Koi Doori Nahi Hoti.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me.
Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill.

When a woman says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you.
She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

If U don’t like ur Husband, why don’t u just leave him & go ??
Answer from wife:
I don’t like doing anything that will make him Happy..

Ur smile is important 2 make ur day success, smile in work, success is urs…..

It doesn’t matter how long I should wait for you because my love is eternal, I will be always there for you, I love you.

कभी हंसा देते हो, कभी रुला देते हो,
कभी कभी नींद से जगा देते हो,
मगर जब भी दिल से याद करते हो,
कसम से ज़िंदगी का एक पल बढ़ा देते हो!

मेरे दिल ने जब भी कभी कोई दुआ माँगी है,
हर दुआ में बस तेरी ही वफ़ा माँगी है,
जिस प्यार को देख कर जलते हैं ये दुनियां वाले,
तेरी मुहब्बत करने की बस वो एक अदा माँगी है!

ज़िंदगी मे मेरे खुशियाँ तमाम आई,
मोहब्बत से भारी खुश्बू की भर लाई,
तुम आए प्यार बन के मेरा
जैसे सारे जहाँ की खुशियाँ मेरे नाम आई

आपको याद करना आदत बन गई है,
आपका खयाल रखना फितरत बन गई है,
आपसे मिलना मेरी चाहत बन गई है,
आपको प्यार करना मेरी किस्मत बन गई है!

एक आस, एक एहसास, मेरी सोच और बस तुम,
एक सवाल, एक मज़ाल, तुम्हारा ख़याल ओर बस तुम,
एक बात, एक शाम, तुम्हारा साथ ओर बस तुम,
एक दुआ, एक फर्याद, तुम्हारी याद ओर बस तुम,
मेरा जुनून, मेरा सुकून बस तुम ओर बस तुम!

मंजिल भी तुम हो, तलाश भी तुम हो,
उम्मीद भी तुम हो, आस भी तुम हो,
कैसे कहूँ प्यार भी तुम हो और जूनून भी तुम हो,
अब जब अहसास तुम हो तो जिंदगी भी तुम ही हो!

तुम्हारे प्यार की दास्तान हमने अपने दिल में लिखी है,
न थोड़ी न बहुत बे-हिसाब लिखी है,
किया करो कभी हमे भी अपनी दुआओं में शामिल,
हमने अपनी हर एक सांस तुम्हारे नाम लिखी है!

हर दर्द की दवा हो तुम,
आजतक जो मांगी मेरी इकलौती दुआ हो तुम,
तुम्हे मिलने की तमन्ना नहीं उठती कभी,
क्यूंकि जो हर वक़्त साथ रहती है वो हवा हो तुम!

मेरी यादो में तुम हो, या मुझ मे ही तुम हो,
मेरे ख्यालो में तुम हो, या मेरा ख्याल ही तुम हो,
दिल मेरा धड़क के पुछे बार बार एक ही बात,
मेरी जान में तुम हो या मेरी जान ही तुम हो!

सब मिल गया आपको पा कर,
हमारा हर गम मिट गया आपको पा कर,
संवर गई है ज़िंदगी हमारी हर लम्हे के साथ,
आपको अपनी ज़िंदगी का हिस्सा बना कर

दिल के सागर में लहरें उठाया ना करो,
ख्वाब बनकर नींद चुराया न करो,
बहुत चोट लगती है मेरे दिल को,
तुम ख़्वाबों में आ कर यूँ तड़पाया न करो!!

ऐसा नहीं कि आप याद आते नहीं,
खता सिर्फ इतनी है कि हम बताते नहीं,
रिश्ता आपका अनमोल है हमारे लिये,
समझते हो आप इसलिये हम जताते नहीं!

ज़िंदगी में आपके आने से हर मुकाम मिला है हमको,
लगता है जैसे किस्मत का जाम मिला है हम को,
भर दिया अपने हमारी ज़िंदगी को प्यार से इतना,
लगता है जैसे खुदा से की दुआ का अंजाम मिल है हमको!

हर शाम से तेरा इज़हार किया करते है,
हर ख्वाब मे तेरा दीदार किया करते है,
दीवाने है हम तेरे,
जो हर वक़्त तेरे मिलने का इंतज़ार किया करते है!

हमारी ज़िंदगी में आकर अपने सजाई है ज़िंदगी हमारी,
कर के बेपँहा प्यार हर चाहत पूरी कराई है हमारी,
ज़िंदगी में जो जो मिली थी खुशिया आपके आने से,
अपनी मोहब्बत से हर पल अपने बढ़ाई है वो खुशिया हमारी!

हमारी ज़िंदगी हमारी साँस बन गये हो तुम,
खूबसूरत मोहब्बत का एहसास बन गये हो तुम,
हमे ज़रूरत है साँसों से ज्यादा तुम्हारी,
क्योकि हमारी ज़िंदगी का एक हिस्सा खास बन गये हो तुम!

बार बार तुम को परेशान करना अछा लगता है,
जान कर भी हर बात से अंजान बना अछा लगता है,
बस करते रहो आप प्यार का इकरार पे इकरार
इसलिए सुन के भी अनसुना कर देना अछा लगता है!

इस दिल का कहा मानो एक काम कर दो,
एक बे-नाम सी मुहब्बत मेरे नाम कर दो,
मेरी जान पर फ़क़त इतना एहसान कर दो,
किसी दिन सुबह को मिलो, ओर शाम कर दो!

I give my heart to you…
I trust you to taking care…
Please hold my heart and be careful not to break…
And i will love you for the rest of my life..

Every heart knows how to beat the feelings..
But, Some heart only knows how to response the feelings..!!

Everytime I See Your Name Come Up On My Phone,
I Smile, & My Heart Starts To Beat A Little Faster.

I know things have to be the way they are
Yet my heart longs for more
You have touched my life in ways
it has never been touched before

Maybe u are able to hide urself from me.
Maybe u are able to reject my calls.
Maybe u are able to appear urself offline but
u are not able to erase my name from ur heart.

I have two eyes
But Cannot see You Daily
I have two ears,
But Cannot hear your voice
but i have one heart that remember you daily

human hearts are made in EARTH
loving hearts are made in HEAVEN
human marriages are fixed in EARTH
God Marriages are fixed in HEAVEN

I would bleed out if I wouldn’t have you near me,
Your heart is my hideout, it’s the best place to be.
If you think small words count and they cover great thoughts,
I want you to know this text locks together our hearts.

The most beautiful music in the world is ur own heartbeat.
Its gives an assurance that u will survive even when the whole world leaves U alone…

Life z complicated…
When u hv standrds, people cal it attitude,
When u r simple, people try 2 cheat,
When u need love, they find it fun 2 break ur heart…!!

Only open heart receive love,
Only open mind receive wisdom,
Only open hand receive gifts and
Only special people receive SMS
from me.

C L O S E N E S S resides in hearts.
So no matter how busy we are
or how far we are, Dearest are remembered,
Nd cared forever.

A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google
In Searching A Girl In A Crowd
But
A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle
In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved

Shall we compare our hearts to a garden –
with beautiful blooms, straggling weeds,
swooping birds and sunshine, rain –
and most importantly, seeds

Loving heart fail for nothing
lying heart makes for nothing
living heart fear for nothing
crazy heart creates nothing

Someone has wisely said that heart is a fertile place…
Anything planted there will grow for sure…
whether its ‘love’ OR ‘Hatred’.

“Our heart is the greatest cheater in the world. .
It makes thousands of different excuses to stay in touch wid the people we love..”

Hurt a true heart as many times u want,
It won’t stop loving u.
But if u cheat a true heart,
It won’t hate u,
But it won’t dare 2 love u again…

Awesome line said by me
“I’m proud of my heart
U know y?
Evry1 plyed it, Loved it, hurt it, broke it.
But somehow it still works!”

I don’t have the prettiest face for you to look at
or the skinniest waist for you to hold
but I do promise
The biggest heart to love you with

I may run out of SMS to text you,
I may run out of credit to call you,
I may run out of jokes to tickle you,
but my heart will never run out of
space to accommodate you

Relation is what I share with you.
Success is what I pray for you.
Happiness is what I wish for you.
But remember is what I need from you.
Your Sweet Heart

Every heart can tell that I can understand your feelings,but the real heart only tell-I feel your feelings.So don’t miss them in your life.Dont let them go from your life.

Every heart has a pain. Only d way of expression is different… Some hide it in eyes while Some hide in their smile…!

Once I heard someone calling Ur name. I looked back to see who it is, But there was no one. Suddenly I realized dat it is my HEART remembering U…!

A raindrop may look too small to your eyes, but somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall. an sms maybe too small to you but somewhere a heart remembers you.

Girl’s heart is like water, boy’s heart is like mobile……… either water falls on mobile or mobile falls in water, waat to mobile ki hi lagati hai.

Pure heart is the greatest temple in the world., dont believe the smiling face but believe the smiling heart.

Wen u hav a Reason to Like Some1 it means ur mind Likes it When u hav no Reason for Liking Some1 it Means ur Heart Likes it!

I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.

Good nature can win many Relationships but only GOOD HEART can sustain those relationships Lifelong..wish U Lifelong..Wish U Lifelong best Heart..

When the stars come out over there tonight, look for the one that twinkles brightest. That’s me, reminding you of how bright my heart burns with your love.

Hello!! What’s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

Never hide ur secrets from a person who can read ur Eyez
couse the one who reads ur Eyes is always expert in reading ur Heart…

A good heart & a good nature R 2 different issues,
A good heart can win many relationships,
But a good nature can win many hearts.

Excellent Attitude..
“I am not saying that I am Special…
I am just one of God’s Limited Editions..!!!:-)

Dont waste ur affection to a wrong 1 who is nt responding,
but dont miss to keep ur affection to the right 1 who respects it.

Respect the emotions in someone’s heart,
Rather than d expressions on som1’s face.
Coz, expression is just d formality, bt emotions r the reality.

My simple attitude:)
I’m not single and I’m not committed..
I’m simply on reserve for d one who deserves..!

2 Nice thoughts – “Pray as if evrythng dpends on God & work as if evrythng depends on u.”
“To handle urself use ur brain & 2 handle othrs use ur heart…”.