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The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.

It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel – they get to
Know each other better.
Goethe

The marriage of convenience has this to recommend it: we are better judges of convenience than we are of love. – mignon mclaughlin, the neurotic’s notebook, 1960

If you are afraid of loneliness, don’t marry. – anton chekov

Love: a temporary insanity curable by marriage. – ambrose bierce, the devil’s dictionary

My wife says if i go fishing one more time she’s going to leave me. Gosh, i’m going to miss her.

Men marry what they need. I marry you.” – john ciardi

Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
Albert schweitzer

Love: an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

We took our time [preparing for marriage], we looked forward to it; didn’t
Want to run into something and have nothing to count on but love…”
Aunt may

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband !

A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

And when will there be an end of marrying? I suppose, when there is an end of living! – tertullian

I’ve sometimes thought of marrying, and then i’ve thought again. – noel coward

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Joyce brothers

Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.

In response to a classified ad: ” wife wanted”, a man received thousands of responses saying, “you can have mine.”

Friends don’t let friends get divorced.

Nvr say u ar happy whn u ar sad..
Nvr say u ar fine whn u ar not ok..
Nvr say u afeel good whn u feel bad,..
Nvr say u ar alone whn i m still alive…
Good luck and best wishes 4ever………….

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Women hope men will change after marriage but they don’t; men hope women won’t change but they do. – bettina arndt, private lives, 1986

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up. – evelyn hendrickson

Each divorce is the death of a small civilization.

My wife, the star i steer by.
David mccullough

Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day. – gene perret

Wedlock is a padlock. – john ray, english proverbs

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.” – don fraser

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. – erma bombeck

I never even believed in divorce until after i got married. – diane ford

We waste time looking for he perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
Tom robbins

Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence….(a life sentence!).

If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

That quiet mutual gaze of a trusting husband and wife is like the first moment of rest or refuge from a great weariness or a great danger. – george eliot

Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they
Blossom when we love the ones we marry.
Tom mullen

Just think, if it weren’t for marriage. Men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. – andre maurois

One of the best things about marriage is that it gets young people to bed at a decent hour. – m.m. musselman

In marriage, as in all things, the perfect can be the enemy of the good.

I think of my wife and i think of lot, and i think of the lucky break he got.

Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage”

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. – nora ephron, when harry met sally

Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.

Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.

Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may
Not be the same.
George bernard shaw

I am in total control, but don’t tell my wife.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. – helen rowland

A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.