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Then join hand in hand brave Americans all! By uniting we stand by dividing we fall.

We are the land of the free, we are the home of the brave. Let’s pay tribute to our brave American Heroes on this special day and forever. Happy Independence Day!

Land of the free home of the brave.

I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives. I like to see a man live so that his place will be proud of him.

With great respect in our hearts, Let’s give our thanks to all the great soldiers who make our land free. On this Fourth of July!

Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.

The strength of a nation lies in the homes of its people”

Better to fight for something than live for nothing

Freedom is something that money can’t buy.. And most honorable of all are the ones who defend it. So on this 4th of July. Let’s salute those who stand in service to America!

As we celebrate our nation’s freedom, we honor the courageous men and women dedicated to preserving it.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A wife asked her husband: ‘what do you like most in me, my pretty face or my hot body?’
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ‘I like your sense of humor!’

Getting married is similar to going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

A soulmate marriage does not at all mean that you have found someone
You match up with on all the cards – on all the issues, on everything. That
Would be the most deadly dull thing to even imagine. Instead, it means you’re
With someone who wants to take care of your soul – they want to make sure
Your soul continues to grow, they don’t ever want to blow out that little light
Inside you. And you feel the same way about them.
Diane sollee

Man: is there any way for long life?
Doctor: get married.
Man: will it help?
Doctor: no, but the thought of long life will never come to you

Getting married is the boldest and most idealistic thing that
Most of us will ever do.
Maggie gallagher

Don’t worry that children never listen to you; worry that they
Are always watching you.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the “y” becomes silent.

The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him – oscar wilde

Hail wedded love, mysterious law, true source of human offspring”

In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, as it does in a comedy. The truth is precisely the opposite: it begins all. – anne sophie swetchine

The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous. – h.l. mencken

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. – g.b. shaw, getting married, 1908

The grass looks greener . . . But it’s astroturf.

Wife: the perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs.

Honolulu – it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother.

Husband: “when i’m gone you’ll never find another man like me.”
Wife replied: “what makes you think i’d want another man like you!”

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. – charles caleb colton

Q: How can you eat an egg without breaking the shell?
A: Ask someone else to break it.

Q: Why did the farmer put the rusted out cars in his garden?
A: To raise a bumper crop.

Q: What is a stupid flower called?
A: A “Blooming” Idiot.

Q: What brings in the monster’s babies?
A: Franken stork.

Q: Did you hear the story about the Peacock?
A: It is a beautiful tail [tale].

Q: What keep your teeth together?
A: Toothpaste.

Q: While dogs have fleas, what do sheep have?
A: They have fleece.

Q: Which insects are good at math?
A: Mosquitos – as they add to misery, subtract fun, and multiply very fast.

Q: Why do bees keep humming?
A: Simply, because they do not know the words.

Q: Why do cats like the rain?
A: Since, when it rains, it purrs.

Q: What is a distant relative?
A: Someone who is not living with you.

Q: Which is smaller than the ant’s mouth?
A: The ant’s dinner.

Q: How can one cut through sea waves?
A: With the help of a sea-saw [seesaw]

Q: Which is the hottest part of a man’s face?
A: The sideburns [burns]

Q: How can you spell “too much” using just two letters?
A: XS.

Q: When was the beef at its highest price?
A: When the cow jumped over the moon.

Q: Which fish has the lowest voice?
A: The bass.

Q: Which thief is the strongest?
A: The shoplifter.

Q: Which person’s profession involves a lot of shouting?
A: The “I Scream Man” [ice-cream man]

Q: What do you do with old bowling balls?
A: Give it to elephants, so they can play marbles with them.

Q: Which house weighs the least?
A: The lighthouse.

Q: Which fruit has been there since man invented the calendar?
A: Dates.

Q: Which coat has the most sleeves?
A: A coat of arms.