SMS, Text Messages

Never blame a day in your life. Every day gives you new experiences and lessons to learn.

Never look for easy success because it never lasts long. The harder the task, sweeter is the success. Wishing you good luck always.

Three ‘mantras’ of success: Always aim high Push your limits Never stop believing!

May God’s blessings be always with you! Keep faith in Him and on your abilities.

Exam time is around. Know you’ll clear them with flying colors! All the best!

Everyone works to pay the bills and live a happy life, but very few people like you live to work at a job that gives them happiness. Congratulations on your new role.

If the stress of an exam is bringing you down, just think of studying hard as falling on a trampoline. The harder you fall, the higher you will rise. All the best.

The most precious thing one can get from friendship is an unwavering confidence that you’ll never know what it means to tackle with the problems on your own as long as your friend stays by your side.

The easiest way to do well in your exams is to treat them like a giant punching bag. Use all the strength of your memory and punch the daylight of your tests. All the very best.

Good luck dealing with dirty office politics, manipulative colleagues and nasty office gossip that hits you where it hurts. Apart from this, I hope you enjoy your new job.

Success comes to those who strive for it. I’m sure you’ll be successful one day.
Good luck!

Be prepared always, so that when the opportunity comes knocking, you can take its full advantage. Good luck and all the best for the future!

If you try and lose you are not a loser. It is the quitters who are the actual losers. Do%20not quit – just keep trying.

Always have faith in your ability; success will come your way eventually. Best of luck!

Congratulations on your achievements! I’m sure more success will come your way.

May your worries end with the day and the sunrise bring in new hopes in your life. Best of luck and keep smiling always.

If you ever need someone to hold your hands at the time of need, you can always turn to me. Good wishes for ever buddy!

Do%20not get disheartened by your failures. There is no achiever in the world who hadn’t tasted failure at least once.

To achieve great things in life you shouldn’t only dream or plan but also try to get it.

A smile is the curve that can put all the worries straight. Face all the problems with a smile.

Why grasshopper not interested in football matches?
They prefer cricket matches.

What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
PenalTEA

Which race has no running?
A swimming race.

Why didn’t Mr. khan’s dog play football?
Because it was a boxer

A woman went to a sporting goods store to buy a rifle.
Women: “It`s for my husband.
Shopkeeper: “Did he tell you what type should buy?”
Women: “Are you kidding?”,”He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him today!”

A golfer after hitting a shot asked:
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving day by day?”
Caddy: “Yes sir, you missed the ball much closer this time, getting closer day by day.”

Which animal is the best hitter of baseball?
The bat.

Why couldn’t Usain Bolt listen to any of the music?
“Because he always breaks the record.”

How did the football ground end up in a triangle?
Somebody took a corner!

What is common between a cricketer and a magician?
Both do hattricks!

My car horn now sounds like gunshots. People move out of the way much faster recently.

If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

“Mom, can I play with grandpa?”
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“No, you just leave him hanging until the police comes.”

What is agony?
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You are a one-armed man hanging off a cliff. Suddenly your butt starts to itch.

Famous last words of a postman: What a lovely dog you have!

I had to quit my job at the helium plant. I couldn’t tolerate it anymore that people speak to me in such a voice.

My wife accused for being a transvestite
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So I packed up her things and left.

It’s cleaning day today. I’ve already polished off a whole chocolate bar.

Why I don’t trust joggers? Well, they are usually the ones to find the dead bodies.

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $ 6.30 now.

Do you know this joke where all the idiots say no?
[NO]

Do I lose when the police officer says papers and I say scissors?

I just met a great looking blonde girl with long legs. She’s babysitter. Does anybody know where I can quickly get a child from today?

A woman complains to her mother, “I had this big fight with my husband Joe and at the end he just told me to go to hell.”

Mother frowns, “Oh, and so you came to me, huh?”

“Why do you look so sad?”
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“I wanted to drown my worries but my wife didn’t want to go in the water.”

I heard that it is easier to find a girlfriend when you have things in common.
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So girls, I like to breath.

Do not go to the bathroom in a dream. It’s a trap!

I heard women love a man in uniform. Can’t wait to start working at McDonalds.

You really are the most jealous woman I know.
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Oh, so you know lots of other women, do you?!