Happy New Year Greetings

“May the New Year give you a clean chit to keep you far away from misers and doctors.”

“May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!”

“Deck up for the New Year in a brand new avatar
so that you become neighbors’ envy and owner’s pride. ”

“I pledge that I shall not spend my New Year’s
Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my computer!”

“This New Year, be at peace with your
appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!”

“As people remind you to make resolution about
self assessment and correction, give the same
time and dedication to your house too!”

“May this New Year bring actual change in you –
not recurrence of old habits in a new package.”

“If nothing changes this New Year to your
liking, just change your habit of complaining!”

“This New Year may you come up with innovative
excuses for your teacher or boss when you plan to bunk your class or office.”

“As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the
stamina to wish all of your innumerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.”