30+ Funny Happy New Year SMS
A special sorry for you. please excuse all my mistakes before end of this year and get ready in new year for new mistakes, because I cannot change. Happy New Year!
A new year doesn’t come to change your life. It comes to remind you that one more year has gone and you’re still the same useless moron who thinks he can make his resolutions come true!
Drinking and driving is a punishable crime I hear they all say
So lets take an oath that we won’t drive On the New Years Day Happy New Year!
Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Aishwarya Rai, Arnold, Jennifer Lopez, Amitabh Bachhan and me..
All the stars are wishing you a Very Happy New Year.
Happy new year. I know it’s too early, but I have 100s of handsome guys and girls to wish, so, I decided to finish off uncles and aunties first..
In 2020, there were many times when I bugged U, Disturbed U, Irritated U
This is to inform that I wish to continue the same in 2021 as well. HAPPY NEW YEAR
New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions.
Next week you can begin breaking them as usual.
With my 1 heart 2 eyes, 7 liter blood 206 bones, 4.5 million red cells, 60 trillion D.N.A. All wishing you a very very HAPPY NEW YEAR
Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!
I would quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
I hope growing up is not included in your resolution this year. Let’s just live it like the old ones and we can grow up in some other years. Happy new year 2021, partner!
No resolution for the New Year, as I like my love in the state it is- criticizing and annoying you will go on the high range!
May this upcoming year actually bring change in you – not just all your old habits wrapped in a new package, Oh God! Happy New year, anyways.
If all the heartbreaks and troubles from the last year didn’t make you strong, let me wish one more year full of agony and tears. I really want you to be stronger. Happy new year!
Here’s a new year wish from a wise fellow asking you to donate more of your wealth so they can be spent by the right hands. Happy new year!
New years are like restart buttons. You think you can push the button and start things all over again but then realize your life is too messed up to be restarted fresh!
Though I am wishing a very happy New Year, but remember you still have the same old husband!
I hope you make a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!
New years are like pages in a book that’s so boring. You always think that the next page will be interesting, but it turns out to be the same every time. Happy new year!
I’m so excited for the new year. Unfortunately, I don’t have any resolutions to make since I’m already perfect.
A new year doesn’t stop the ghosts from your past mistake coming back to haunt you. So, if you think you’re over it, you’re wrong. Happy new year!
The funniest part of a new year is making new resolutions. I am pretty sure you have one too. Let me know about your resolution and I’ll try not to laugh as I did in the last year.
Here’s a new year wish for you before the network gets jammed. I hope you’re having great fun. Wishing you a successful year ahead!
May you become smart enough to realize that resolutions don’t come true and wise enough to know that the difference between a new year and an old year is 1-minute past 12 AM.
The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.
I hope this new year brings you joy and happiness because oh lord you look so ugly when you cry. I don’t want to witness that ever again.
Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you a Happy New Year.
This year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count, and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!
I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.
As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.
This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!