Wonderful Sms Of Marriage

Wife: (standing in front of mirror) i am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?
Funny husband: your eyesight is still excellent !

Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. – john mortimer, the trials of rumpole

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Son: how much does it cost to get married, dad?
Father: i don’t know son, i’m still paying for it.

They say it takes a village to raise a child. That may be the case,
But the truth is that it takes a lot of solid, stable marriages to create a village.
Diane sollee

Coming together is the beginning.
Keeping together is progress.
Working together is success.
Henry ford

Women r confusing… Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he dies they respect the man

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

A love that lasts for twenty years may be better than love, but it isn’t love. – mignon mclaughlin, the second neurotic’s notebook, 1966

I got gaps; you got gaps; we fill each other’s gaps.
Rocky