Nice Marriage SMS

Saying divorce is normal is like saying polio is normal, so let’s just focus all our resources
On building a better iron lung – not spend money to develop a vaccine.
Diane sollee

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.” – milton berle

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he wants. A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want!

All those “and they lived happily ever after” fairy tale endings need to be
Changed to “and they began the very hard work of making their marriages happy.”
Linda miles

He who finds a wife finds what is good.

My wife and i took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game.

Marriage is not a noun; it’s a verb. It isn’t something you get. It’s something you do. It’s the way you love your partner every day.”

I was burned out from exhaustion, buried in the hail, poisoned in the bushes,
Blown out on the trail; hunted like a crocodile, ravaged in the corn,
“come in,” she said, “i’ll give ya shelter from the storm.”

We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry, or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck. But part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness.” – ellen goodman