Marriage Text SMS Collection

Son: is it true? Dad, i heard that in ancient china, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries.
Father: that happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors. – benjamin franklin

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying u really messed up my life…

A happy wedlock is a long falling in love.
Theodore parker

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!

All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. – raymond hull

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable. – emma goldman, marriage and love

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. – arthur baer