Marriage Text SMS

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband !

A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

And when will there be an end of marrying? I suppose, when there is an end of living! – tertullian

I’ve sometimes thought of marrying, and then i’ve thought again. – noel coward

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Joyce brothers

Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.

In response to a classified ad: ” wife wanted”, a man received thousands of responses saying, “you can have mine.”

Friends don’t let friends get divorced.

Nvr say u ar happy whn u ar sad..
Nvr say u ar fine whn u ar not ok..
Nvr say u afeel good whn u feel bad,..
Nvr say u ar alone whn i m still alive…
Good luck and best wishes 4ever………….