Marriage Text SMS

It’s true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!

Marriage is a rest period between romances.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – socrates

Being divorced is like being hit by a mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. – jean kerr, mary, mary, 1960

Marriage is a mistake every man should make. – george jessel

I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change your mind. – virginia cary hudson

Love and Marriage:
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is dinner in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home bag.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
In love you go to bed early.
After marriage, you go to sleep early.

The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don’t mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.

What is the difference between love & marriage…? Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock..!

Valentine’s day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot cupid really is.