Marriage Text Messages Collection

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “i’ve found a man just like father!” her mother replied, “so what do you want from me, sympathy?”

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married? – barbra streisand

You don’t marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.”

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. – sacha guitry, elles et toi, 1948

Marriage is like going to
A restaurant your choice
From the menu,
And
Then look at neighboring
Table n wish you”d ordered that….

A woman was telling her friend , “it was i who made my husband a millionaire.”
“and what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
The woman replied, ” a multi-millionaire”.

If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?

Divorce to like an amputation. Sometimes it’s necessary but it should be
Avoided if at all possible because it brings about a permanent disability.