Marriage SMS

It is true that love is blind, but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

Marriage: a word which should be pronounced “mirage.” – herbert spencer

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. – marlene dietrich

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, “ok, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.”

Prospective husband: do you have a book called ‘man, the master of women’?
Salesgirl: the fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside.

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot. – minnie pearl
Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand.

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had. – francis rodman

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.