Marriage Messages Collection

A little boy asked his father, “daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” and the father replied, “i don’t know, son, i’m still paying for it.”

Ur happiness begins
With ur wonderful wedding day,
U?ll share everything together,
Through it all, ur love will stay.

Even with all its problems, i will support marriage as an institution
Until something better comes along.

My husband and i divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t.

In a time when nothing is more certain than change, the commitment of two people to one another has become difficult and rare. Yet, by its scarcity, the beauty and value of this exchange have only been enhanced. – robert sexton

What’s for dinner?” is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer. – mignon mclaughlin, the second neurotic’s notebook, 1966

Harassed husband: honey, i invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: what? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and i can’t cook meal.
Husband: I know all that.
Wife: then why did you invite the friend?
Husband: because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

The wedding march always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. – heinrich heine

Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter. – mignon mclaughlin, the second neurotic’s notebook, 1966

It is not from reason and prudence that people marry, but from inclination.” – samuel johnson