14 Sms Of Marriage

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition – with the possible exception of closet space. – gene perret

Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance. – michel de montaigne

For most people, a life lived alone, with passing strangers or passing
Lovers, is incoherent and ultimately unbearable. Someone must be
There to know what we have done for those we love.

One day a man placed
An ad in the
Local classifieds: “wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “you can have mine.”

To the bride and groom – live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life…

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
Before the fight begins!

Some pray to marry the man they love,
My prayer will somewhat vary;
I humbly pray to heaven above
That i love the man i marry.

Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.” – mae west

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. – helen rowland

Never marry for money. Ye’ll borrow it cheaper. – scottish proverb

Before marriage: roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, i luv u.
After marriage: roses are dead, i’m blue. U r my headache, one day i’ll kill u.

Marriage, ultimately, is the practice of becoming passionate friends.

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has. – ralph waldo emerson, journals

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
Intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over
Experience.