13 Messages Of Marriage

Marriage is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important”

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Come, let’s be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to and sit with. – charles dickens

Then there was the guy who loved his wife so much, he almost told her.

Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and i gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

As the family goes, so go the children.

Why are wives more dangerous than the mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life… The wives want both!

By the time you’re his
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.
~dorothy parker

Parents used to have lots of children – now children have lots of parents.
Guro hansen helskog

Marriage is a public good, not just a private relationship. We have a public stake
In healthy marriages and two-parent families. Our society suffers with the collapse
Of the relationship of the couple who brings a child into the world.

Accept – the secret of a good marriage.
Attraction
Communication
Commitment
Enjoyment
Purpose
Trust