12 Text Messages Of Marriage

It’s easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it. – gene perret

If you didn’t want to be improved, you shouldn’t have gotten married.
Nancy (mrs scott) stanley

Here’s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman. – joseph joubert

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – rita rudner

One of the first things a relationship therapist learns is that couples argue to burn up energy that could be used for something else. In fact, arguments often serve the purpose of using up energy, so that the couple do not have to take the courageous, creative leap into an unknown they fear. Arguing serves the function of being a zone of familiarity into which you can retreat when you are afraid of making a creative breakthrough.

My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.