12 Sms Of Marriage

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued. – helen rowland, reflections of a bachelor girl, 1909

The husband who doesn’t tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn’t know won’t hurt him. – leo j. Burke

Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Spouse: someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.

A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

With my
1 heart…
2 eyes…
5 litre blood…
206 bones…
I wish you best of luck

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – joey adams

I figure that the degree of difficulty in combining two lives ranks somewhere between rerouting a hurricane and finding a parking place in downtown manhattan. – claire cloninger, “when the glass slipper doesn’t fit and the silver spoon is in someone else’s mouth”

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.