11 Sms Of Marriage

One shouldn’t be too inquisitive in life
Either about god’s secrets or one’s wife.
~geoffrey chaucer, the canterbury tales

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in!

Though women are angels, yet wedlock’s the devil. – byron, hours of idleness

People do not marry people, not real ones anyway; they marry what they think the person is; they marry illusions and images. The exciting adventure of marriage is finding out who the partner really is. – james l. Framo, “explorations in marital & family therapy”

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
The only element of life.
We should also know horror,
Terror, suspense, irony,
Stupidity & tragedy of life.

Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. – beverley nichols

Marriage ceremony: an incredible metaphysical sham of watching god and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family. – o.c. ogilvie

Marriage is a career which brings about more benefits than many others.
Simone de beauvoir

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
An art 4 a lover
An accomplishment 4 a bachelor
And a matter of survival 4 a married man

You did the best that you knew how. Now that you know better,
You’ll do better.
Maya angelou

Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until december 24 to do his christmas shopping.