Rude Insult SMS

I’m proud that Ur my friend coz Ur
20% Perfect,
20% Attractive,
20% Great,
20% Amazing,
20% Lovable,
in short Ur 100% MAD!!

GALILEO : great mind.
EINSTEIN : genius mind.
NEWTON : extra-ordinary mind.
BILL GATES : brilliant mind.
YOU : Never mind.

Flowers dies
Stories ends
Songs fades
Memories r forgotten
All things comes 2 end
But people like u always remain 4ever
B’coz GHOSTS NEVER DIE!

Children use their thumb to suck, illiterate use their thumb as signature, but monkey uses their thumb to read SMS! Now don’t change Ur finger!

What is the similar between “Baygon -spray” & “Body-spray”? If you Use Baygon spray you will die & If you Don’t use Body spray others will

Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World……… So Plz start brushing regularly

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,
a car is too dear and
a monkey is U dear.

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

This is Not Fair!

How Could U Do This?

Didn’t expect This From You!

Got a whole Channel On Ur Name And Didn’t Te|L Even Me?

“Animal Planet”

T H E
P R O B A B I L I T Y

O F

S O M E O N E

W A T C H I N G
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Y O U

I S

P R O P O T I O N A L

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T O
T H E
S T U P I D I T Y

O F

UR
“A C T I O N”