Insulting SMS

U r sweet like
TOM
Cute like
JERRY
Naughty like
BUGS BUNNY
Clever like
ALADDIN,
Strong like
POPEYE
IN SHORT

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I”m going to mine.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

2day i have not sent SMS 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 Ur
1) good looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u…

Not Every Flower Can Represent Love,
But Rose Did It.
Not Every Tree Can Stand Thirst
But Cactus Did It.
Not Every Monkey Can Read SMS
But You Did It…

God Granted Me One Wish.
I Asked For World Peace,
He Said Its Impossible Please Ask For Something Else.
I Asked Him To Make You Intelligent,
He Said Wait Let Me Try World Peace…

Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them Ur age.

Yesterday Was An International Day For The Mentally Disabled.
Please Send An Encouraging Message To A Mentally Disabled Friend,
As I Have Done…

sometimes my mind asks….
why?
I MISS YOU
why?
I CARE FOR YOU
why?
I REMEMBER YOU

then… My heart answered….
its simple….
‘BECAUSE FOOLS NEED MORE CARE…!:)

News:
.
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3 Chimps escaped from the zoo…
1 was caught watching TV…
another taking bath in swimming pool and
the third one was caught reading this text message.

Everything has a day…
Every pet has a day…
Every fool too has a day!
Hope you might have enjoyed your day!