Insult SMS Jokes

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges r now calculated according 2 brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats you can make free calls!

2 devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said we want 2 disturb sum nice persons.
I suggest them yr name.
They said we can’t disturb our bosses.

U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

1 day a donkey looked in2 the mirror and said,
“Oh my ugly face, big nose” & killed himself.
Promise me you will not look in2 the mirror,
Bcoz I don’t wanna loose you!

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
I need a person for just time pass….

Think u r sitting in front of computer,
what will computer think…?
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‘Intel inside…,
‘mental outside..’

Life’s like a movie!
If u r sad- DRAMA,
If u r afraid- SUSPENSE,
If u r angry- ACTION,
If u look in mirror- COMEDY!
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Now u r smiling!
That’s- HORROR!! 😉

Sleeping duration
For women 5 hrs
For men 6 hrs
For children 7 hrs
For monkey 8 hrs
Hello my dear u r 8 hrs is over get up

A MAN IS WAITING FOR WOMEN
MOTHER FOR CHILDREN.
BUSINESS MAN FOR CUSTOMER
FARMERS FOR CROPS.
ONE MONKEY IS WAITING TO READ MY SMS…HA HA HA…….

Scientific Question For U.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,.. Simple.. Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Ha Ha Ha

I Like Grapes
Bcoz Its Boneless.
And I Like u
Bcoz…
u r Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Felt bad?
Cum‘on friend,
Its just A

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Fact.