Best Insult SMS

I saw U on the road that day U Were Looking so fine Ur Face So Divine Ur Walk So Perfect My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha!

TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch Ur lower lip with Ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

Hey! Can you do me a favor, take a pic of yourself and send it to me. I’m Playing cards and I’m missing the JOKER!!!

I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?

I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you. But you are always surrounded by others as you are the main attraction of the ZOO!!!

Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend

1 day you’ll B surprised 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

u r a donkey
D = decent
o = outclass
n = nice
k = kind
e – excellent
y = young
if yes then sms me proud 2 be a DONKEY:)

Difference between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor, then its Ur fate, if Ur father-in-law is poor,its Ur stupidity..!!

Modern
Obedient
Nice
Kindly
Excellent
Young
Hey!That’s me.
Don’t b sad even Ur name is also there, read D 1st LETTER of every word.

it is psychologically proved that all the fools & stupids, donkeys, monkeys, use their thumb to read messages. don’t change your finger now its to late !