12 Sms Of Insult

Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
You are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world….

I”d love to ask how old you are,
But unfortunately I know you can”t count that high.

Ill ask a question, U should answer only by saying yes or no.
Here is the question… Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???.

Those beautiful eyes,
That incredible body,
Such a brain,
A sexy mouth,
Nice smile ….
But that is enough about me,
Tell me how you are?.

Cellphone using is very Dangerous
&
It damages the Brain
But,
U R so Lucky,
No Brain.!
No Damage.!
No Problem.

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know who you are,
And once you know who you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

If I need brain transplantation I
Will prefer ur brain………
Don’t think u r genious.
I just wanted a brain which is never used before.

I’m at police station.
The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” .
I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?

Scientists all over the world r wondering,
How long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.

I Like Grapes
Bcoz Its Boneless.
And I Like u
Bcoz…
U r Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Felt bad?
Come on,
It’s just A
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Fact.

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?.

A MAN IS WAITING FOR WOMEN
MOTHER FOR CHILDREN.
BUSINESS MAN FOR CUSTOMER
FARMERS FOR CROPS.
AN IDIOT IS WAITING TO READ MY SMS…