Messages For Husband and Wife
Zindagi me apke aane se har mukaam mila hai hum ko,
Lagta hai jese kismat ka jaam mila hai hum ko,
Bhar diya apne hamari zindagi ko pyar se itna
Lagta hai jese khuda se ki dua ka anjaam mil hai hum ko.
Mera aaj mera kal aap ho,
Meri hathon ki mehndi, hathon ki lakeer aap ho,
Har pal bas apka hi rehta hai khayal hamko
Kuch itna dil ke kareeb aap ho.
Sab mil gaya apko paa kar,
Hamara har gham mit gaya apko paa kar,
Sawar gai hai zindagi hamari har lamhe ke sath
Apko apni zindgi ka hissa bana kar.
Hamari zindagi mein aaker apne sajai hai zindagi hamari,
Kar ke bepanha pyar har chahat puri karai hai hamari,
Zindagi mein jo jo mili thi khushiya apke aane se
Apni mohabbat se har pal apne badai hai wo khushiya hamari.
Sawar gaya har pal hamara,
Sawar gaya har kal hamara,
Apko pa kar sawar gai hai zindgi
Jab se hame mila apka sahara..
Hamari zindagi hamari saans ban gaye ho tum,
Khubsurat mohabbat ka ehsaas ban gaye ho tum,
Hame jarurt hai saansu se jada tumhari
Kyoki hamrai zindagi ka ek hissa khas ban gaye ho tum.
Kabul ho gai har dua hamari,
Mil jo gai hame chahat tumhari,
Ab nhi chahat hai dil hamare ko koi
Jab se mil gai hai isse mohabbat tumhari.
Jo chaha tha khwabon mein wo mila humko,
Khuda se na koi shikayat na gila hai humko,
Na hi koi or khwaish hai ab hamari
Jab se paa liya hamne hai tumko.
Biwi: Mere Shrafat Dekho,
Main ny Tumhein Begair Dekhy Shaadi Kr li.
Shohar: Or Meri Shrafat Dekho,
Main ny Dekh Kr Bhi Inkar Nahi Keya.
BV: Tum to kehte thay k Shaadi k baad b mujhe bohat pyar karo ge
Sohar: To Mujhe kya pata tha k tumhari shaadi mujh se hi ho jaye gi..!!
Kesi ny aik Shadi shuda Shakhs sy Pucha:
Ap Shadi sy pehle Keya krty thy?
Us ki ankhon mein ansu aagy or bola: Jo mera dil krta tha.
Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked”Tum kaun ho?”
Husband-“Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
“Wife:”Nasha har gum bhula deta hai “Bhaisaab”..!!
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?”
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha.
Biwi: Khana kha lia tum ny?
Shohar: Khana kha lia tum ny?
Biwi: Btao na
Shohar: Btao na
Biwi: Meri naqal?
Shohr: Meri naqal?
Bv: I Love u
Shohr: Han kha lia
Husband Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne
Puchha – Kya Gift Du?
Husband :- Tum Mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo Aur Hamesha Mera Kehna Maano.
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Wife:- ( Kuchh Der Sochne Ke Baad )
Nahi Nahi Main To GIFT Hi Dungi.
Dost: Biwi sy leraai khatam hoe?
2nd Dost: Ha Ghutne taik k Mere Pass aie thi
1st Dost: Yay hoe na mardo wali bat,
Us ne Ghutne taik k kya kaha?
2nd Dost: Yay he k
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BED k Niche se nikal aao kuch nae kahungi
A Man Gifted His wife a Diamond Necklace For their Anniversary
and his Wife Didn’t speak to him f0r 6 Months..
Why…..??
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Yahi to Deal thi.:-p