Husband and Wife Messages
Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.
Patni-Me tumhare sapno me ati hoon
Pati-Nahi
Patni-Kyon nahi ?
Pati-Kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon
1 Aadmi Bus Driver se: Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rehte Ho?
BUS Driver: 24 Ghante.
Aadmi Herat Se: Wo Kese?
BUS Driver:12 Ghante Is BUS Me.
12 Ghante B.V K “BUS”Me.
Biwi: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi
Husband : Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai
Patni: Pata Hai,
Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wale Me Laga Diya Hai….
Husband ne paan khareed kr wife ko khanay k liye dia
Wife: Ap ne apne liye Q nhi liya?
Husband: main to waisay b khamosh reh sakta hoon
Husband to wife: Hypnotize karna kya hota hai ?
Wife: kisi ko apne qaabu me kar k apni marzi k kam karwana .
Husband: chal jhooti usay to shadi kehte hain
Wife: Main ne suna hai ke jannat main mardon ko hooren milen gi,
tou aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband: Kuch naheen, yeh offer sirf mazloomon ke liye hai,
Zinda rha to tumhara hi sath nibhaoun ga.
“DOST”
Bhool jaun To samjh lena k
Bhabi mil gyi hai.
Wife: Mai aapse baat nai karungi
Husband: OK
Wife: Kiya tum reason nai suna chahte?
Husband: nai me tumhare faisle ke izzat kerta hu
Shadi se pehly yeh dua ke the ke acha pakany wali milay
Galti ho gayi khana mention kerna bhol gaya
After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and then said: “A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K”.
“What does that mean?” she asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot”
he replied. She smiled happily and then asked, “What about I-
J-K?”
He replied, “I’m Just Kidding!” .. Men will be men
Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!
If only in A Dream,
Let Us Join ToGETHer,
To Hold Each Other TiGhtly
And Bask In Our Love…
I Love YOu
Wife: “I look fat. Can u give me a compliment?”
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Husband: “u have perfect eyesight.”
It is said that Husband is the head of D family,
But
Remember that wife is D Neck of D family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants.
Tonight i”m going to sleep earlier
b”coz i want to see u in my dream very early.
Love you my beloved wife..