10 Sms Of Hug Day

“I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you.”
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“I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit.”
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“A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?”
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“I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife.”
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“My mom smiled at me. Her smile kind of hugged me.”
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“Professional wrestling is a lot like cuddling, I thought as I hugged a tree. As far as lumberjacks go, I’m slow, but when the tree finally falls for me, it falls hard.”
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“I have two hands, so when I’m networking and I meet two new people, is it OK to shake both their hands at once? Or would it be more appropriate to organize a group hug?”
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I want to sprint into her open arms, but I run as fast as two shoes tied together and thrown over a telephone wire. I’m like Roger Bannister, now that he’s in a wheelchair.
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Granddaddy Cove, it’s where all the lost hugs are. I know where the treasure is buried, and I’ll take you there for a small finder’s fee.
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Squeeze out the competition—with hugs. I’m giving out FREE hugs while samples last. After that I’ll have to charge an arm and a leg—or maybe just two arms.
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