Very Funny Sms

Q: What is the standard greeting of the lion to the other animals?
A: Am pleased to eat you!

Q: When do you put a watch in the oven?
A: When you want to have a hot time.

Q: What is the first step to getting rich?
A: Learn to shut up, as silence is golden.

Q: What did the little bulb say to the mom bulb?
A: I wove you watts and watts.

Q: Which apple has the shortest temper?
A: The crab apple.

Q: What does one call a bear with no ear?
A: B. (No ear)

Q: Is it better to write on a full or an empty stomach?
A: Writing on paper works the best.

Q: Which animal has more lives than the cat?
A: Frogs, because they “croak” each night.

Q: What goes around a field but does not move?
A: The fence.

Q: Which is the easiest way to make a cigarette “lighter”?
A: Simple – just take out the tobacco.