Funny Text Sms Of Sports

Why do soccer players hold boot to their ear?
Because soccer players like to hear the sole music!

Which is the hardest part in skydiving?
of course the ground!

Why can’t you tell jokes while doing ice skating?
Because the ice might crack up!

Golfer: “I will move heaven and earth with this game of golf and will break all the records.”
Caddy: “Yeah Sure! Trying heaven will be better, because you have already moved most of the earth with this shot.”

A man entered a cool bar and ordered a milk shake, but suddenly he got a telephone call. So before attending call he took a napkin and wrote, “The World’s Strongest Weightlifter,” and left it under his glass to make sure nobody drinks his milk shake.
But he was shocked when he returned, the glass was empty. Now at spot of old napkin there was a new napkin with new writing that said:
“Thanks for the treat!”
“The World’s Fastest Runner”

Why are soccer grounds odd?
It is because you can sit in the stands, but cant stand in the sits!

Why the cricketer took a piece of rope while coming to the ground?
Because he was the skipper of the team!