Funny Text SMS In English

Men are nice people. It’s proven by Friendship Day survey results. 88% wives hate their husband’s friends; Whereas 98% husbands love their wife’s friends!

Girls who marry for money and guys who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end.

Sign Board In Front Of A Corporate Office:
Drive slowly, don’t kill the employees, leave them to us. We do it in a legal way. Regards, HR

Dealing with idiots is like soccer.
You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!

I’m pretty sure the inventor of duct tape was a parent who’d had enough!

In a battle between Sleep and Studies, Internet always wins!

Facebook’s ‘Seen’ and Whatsapp’s ‘Last Seen’ were designed to make everyone single!

Sometimes prayers are like emails. When you pray before exam, it goes directly into God’s spam folder!

I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore!

When people tell me – “You’re going to regret that in the morning.” I sleep in till noon, because I’m a problem solver!