Funny Text Sms Collection

Husband to a newlywed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife: thanks,but promise me
You will stay there for the rest of your life.

Whats the matter why r u avoiding me?
Did i hurt u?
Keep in touch with me??
Your’s lovingly
Soap and water

Why government do not
Allow a man to marry 2 women.
Because per constitution,
You can not be punished twice
For the same mistake.

Management fundamental for success … :
If you don’t like
Any rule , just follow it
Reach the top and
Then change the rule

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “father in law”.

5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??
Still 5.
Because there’s a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing

Someday you may lose your hair.
You may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
Because you cant lose what you don’t have!

A ship was sinking.
Captain: does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
As we are one jacket short.

Girlfriend: and are you sure
You love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: dead sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

Life is like a movie…
If u r sad – drama
If u r afraid – suspense
If u r angry – action
When u look at the mirror – horror