Funny Text Sms

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don’t worry i don’t cry, i’m just happy that cows can’t fly!

Short course to be a dermatologist:
If it is dry – add moist;
If it is moisten – add dryness.
Congratulations, now you are a dermatologist!

Salesman: this computer will
Cut your workload by 50%.
Santa: that is great,
I will take two of them:

There are no accidents…
There is only some purpose
That we haven’t yet understood.

Gal: do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: how about this card, it says ‘to the only boy i ever loved’
Gal: great! I want 10 of them.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But i can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So i’m sending you just 1 joke
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.
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“you are so beautiful”

Modern paintings are like women, you will never enjoy if you try to understand them.