Funny Text SMS

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

V smile at whom v like,
V cry for whom v care,
V laugh with whom we enjoy,
And v become angry with whom we feel is our own…
That’s friendship…
That’s love…

If 100 moments of happiness u have 1 of them is the result of my prayers if four eyes r watching u with love 2 of them r my eyes if no 1 cares u then it means that i,m not in this world

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let’s do it, let’s fall in love.

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.