Funny Text Messages

Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…

Shopkeeper: sir, Do u want a POCKET CALCULATOR?
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Customer: No thanks. I know how many pockets i have..!

If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I’d put U and I together

Heartbeats are countless …. Spirits are ageless …. Dreams are endless….. Memories are timeless…. A friend like you ……. Shameless!!!

I’d love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear “PAY THE BILL

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nuts like U

Father: Doctor! My son swallowed a key!
Doctor: When?
Father: Three months ago
Dr: What were you doing till now?
Father: We were using a duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Father: We lost the duplicate key!

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
But what the hell happened to you?

Based on Newton’s 1st Law: Law of love – Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be changed from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.