Funny Sms Collection

Roses r red,
Violets r blue,
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
You will find me there too,
Not in the cage but laughing at you.

Newtons 2nd law of romance
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
Directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
The direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance

What is attitude?
3 ants saw an elliphant coming.
1st ant:v wl break his leg.
2nd ant:v wl kill him.
3rd ant: leave him dude, he is alone v r three…

A young woman who was worried about
Her habit of biting her fingernails
Was advised by a friend to take up yoga.
She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.
Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga
Had totally cured her nervousness.
“no,” she replied, ”
But now i can reach my toe-nails so i bite them instead.

Astronomers say
“the universe is finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave things

Man 1:
“I’m always delighted
When people stick their
Noses in my
Business.”
Man 2:
“why, what do you do?”
Man 1:
“I own a company that makes
tissues” ;->

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.
So please
Brush daily!

Teacher: Bobby, give me a sentence starting with “i”.
Bobby: i is ……
Teacher: no, Bobby. Always say, “i am.”
Bobby: all right… “i am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get
Up and does not stop until u get into the office…

Wife running after a garbage truck:
Am i too late for the garbage?
Hubby following her yelled: not yet.
Jumpppp innnn fastttt.