Funny SMS

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

3 ways to catch tiger
Newton : allow tiger to catch u & catch it
Einstein : chase until it became tired then catch.
Police: catch a cat & beat until it accepts that it is tiger

Son : Dad, are you getting taller?
Dad : No, why do you ask?
Son : Because your head is growing through your hair!

Raj : What is your baby brother name?
Raju : I don’t know he can’t talk yet

Tina : We should use soap to keep our body clean.
What should we do to keep our heart clean?
Mona: I don’t know. Probably we must eat the soap.

Ric: What sort of a car has your dad got?
Avi: I can not remember the name. I think it starts with T.
Ric: Really – Ours only starts with petrol.

Teacher: What is the meaning of a school?
Tom: A school is a place where father pays and the child plays!

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Man, this was a missed call

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When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate, 1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.