Funny SMS

Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What ‘So? Which platform are u working on?

Advice: Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice….

Wrote your name on the sands…..It got washed away,i wrote your name in air….It got blown away,so i write your name in my heart…I got heart attack!!!

Exams are like Girlfriends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail!

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

What do u call a woman in Heaven? An Angel. A crowd of women in Heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in Heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a Tubelight

Always remember you’re unique – just like everyone else.

What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying… & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!