Funny SMS

If u open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It’s you. True loves are hard to find so i kept you

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I’m afraid it did.

You call it madness, but i call it love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

I’m not a jealous person. I’m just a girl that would love, to punch every girl in the face, that gives u a second look.

Forget love – i’d rather fall in chocolate!

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Wat the world really needz is more love and less paper work