Funny Messages Collection

Q: what did the gangster’s son
Tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: dad they questioned me for 3 hours
But i never told them anything.”

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Hold on, man.
We don’t go anywhere with
“scary,” “spooky,” “haunted,”
Or “forbidden” in the title.
– from Scooby-Doo

Teacher : what do you call a person
Who keeps on talking when
People are no longer interested?
Pupil: a teacher.

We will now upgrade your brain,
Please wait….
Searching….
Searching…
Still searching….
Sorry,
No brain found…!

What is height of stupidity? A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

If u feel little bored, little sick, little sad, all lost,
U know what’s wrong?
U r suffering from lack of vitamin “me”
Good night

What is education…?
Education is a process of wasting half of our life to learn how to waste remaining half of our life.

Employer: “in this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “i’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
They said I was responsible.”