Funny Messages

God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!

I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

Teacher: Can You Spell
A Word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?
Student: Post Office

Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt. Everest? Girl: A push.

God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested

Why did God Create ‘you’ before Me….? Ans: b’cause he wanted to Create a ‘Sample’, Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.

Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might spread!!