Funny Text Messages

Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya? Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

Bunty: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Bunty: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Bunty: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Pandit k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai? Pandit: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA.

Pandit Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Pandit: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend Jo Apni girlfriend Se Yeh Sunta Hoga…. Jaanu Tum Phone Cut Karo Na, Main tumko call back karti hun..

Apple is the new Onion of the generation Onion Katne pe Bhi Rona Aata Hai, Apple Ka Phone Girne Pe Bhi Rona Aata Hai!

Aaj Kal Ke Ladke History Banaye Ya Na Banaye Par… History Delete Karna Nahi Bhulte!

There is a reason why Arnab’s show is called News Hour. In Hindi, it translates to – “Ghanta Samachar”!

You know you’re jobless when you call your 5 friends, out of which 3 don’t pick up your call and 2 say,
“Bhai Abhi Busy Hun Shaam Ko Call Karta Hun”!

And while in Punjab:
Relatives: Aapka Beta Kya Karta Hai?
Father: Engineer Hai Ji.
Relatives: Hum Kaise Maan Lein?
Father: Monty, Uncle Nu Nach Ke Vikha… Chal!